LIFE Great Philosophy... Read this.?

%26gt;Philosophy

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%26gt;GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

%26gt;1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

%26gt;2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

%26gt;3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the

%26gt;second person.

%26gt;4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

%26gt;5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

%26gt;6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

%26gt;7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

%26gt;8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

%26gt;9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

%26gt;10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

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%26gt;GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

%26gt;1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

%26gt;2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

%26gt;3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

%26gt;4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

%26gt;5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

%26gt;6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the

toy.

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%26gt;GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

%26gt;1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.

%26gt;2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

%26gt;3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're

down

%26gt;there.

%26gt;4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking

%26gt;chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

%26gt;5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers

to

%26gt;ask you the questions.

%26gt;6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

%26gt;7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

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%26gt;THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

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%26gt;1) You believe in Santa Claus.

%26gt;2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

%26gt;3) You are Santa Claus.

%26gt;4) You look like Santa Claus.

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%26gt;SUCCESS:

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%26gt;At age 4 success is . . not peeing in your pants.

%26gt;At age 12 success is . having friends.

%26gt;At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.

%26gt;At age 35 success is . having money.

%26gt;At age 50 success is . . . having money.

%26gt;At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.

%26gt;At age 75 success is . having friends.

%26gt;At age 80 success is . not peeing in your pants.

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%26gt;Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.

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%26gt;Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER

%26gt;forget the blessings that come each day.

%26gt;Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*

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%26gt;Take the time to live!!!

%26gt;Life is too short

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LIFE Great Philosophy... Read this.?

Someone sent me this a long time ago. very cute (:

LIFE Great Philosophy... Read this.?

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LIFE Great Philosophy... Read this.?

Can I sit on granpa's lap, one more time?

LIFE Great Philosophy... Read this.?

very smart

LIFE Great Philosophy... Read this.?

aww thats so cutee. its wickid true too

LIFE Great Philosophy... Read this.?

Hey, I liked that one, especially the ones about the kids at the beginning. Very cute.

LIFE Great Philosophy... Read this.?

what

LIFE Great Philosophy... Read this.?

that's great i love it! and it is ture!

LIFE Great Philosophy... Read this.?

cute

LIFE Great Philosophy... Read this.?

So true.

LIFE Great Philosophy... Read this.?

Mr. Dukalink's answer is so poignant; I felt like crying. To do that once more with the unwavering faith of a child!

These are good ones! Some are really funny.

LOL.

Have a great day!

Ladette to Lady?

Love the programme but...... they could work harder on making it look more natural rather than pieced together! ON Tues one about halfway through when holly went to see the principal when she knocked on the door she had her blue jacket on and her hair in a high ponytail, when she was sitting down inside her hair was in a side ponytail, she had a hairband in and she had her jacket off!!

Ladette to Lady?

I love this programme but like you said some stuff just doesn't seem to "fit". Like how come Simone went this week, when she was the ONLY girl out of the three of them who didn't get drunk down at the local pub? None of the principals and experts mentioned she'd managed to stay sober.

I really thought Holly would go. She REALLY shamed herself. Simone didn't do anything wrong (AND she did that speech at the polo party).

Ladette to Lady?

the programme is a waste of airtime, everything about it is FAKE! the slappers are playing up to the camera, i know the one who won and she's still sleeping around into drugs and drink, swearing, she only wanted to get famous. Report It

Ladette to Lady?

never noticed that.but im gutted simone went i thought she was the best one.

Ladette to Lady?

I think it's lost cause as nearly all will not have learned anything and go back to bad habits....Human nature......as the etiquette is outdated..sadly???

Ladette to Lady?

ive never really noticed that before lol- you must have sharp eyes! i dont think the one who went should have gone, i think she had lots of potential to change! some of these girls disgrace themselves soo much though, can they really be that foul mouthed?? i hope they all clean up their act in the end!!

Ladette to Lady?

this episode is not as good as the first two but simone shuld have stayed and that lilttle twit holly should have gone

Ladette to Lady?

well the girls are ok but i thick emma theglamer model will win if any one famous like canelle form big brother or some like that would they cope

11, 12, 13 year olds, what do you think of this Party idea (Parents of that age group also)?

Ok I am trying to Plan a Party for my Boyfriends Niece since she has never had a party with her friends and this is what I have came up with so far. I was going to make it all black and pink theme with black and pink balloons, signs, streamers, cups, plates etc so that it all looks nice. I found these pictures and that's what gave me inspiration. I wanted to make a sign with her name like this:

http://www.partyspot.com/odb/PhotoDetail...

And I was thinking about having a black table cloth with sliver stars on it and then having all the plates pink. But I am still not sure about he center piece.

Anyways for stuff to do I was going to have like a Spa/Beauty Salon set up with chairs bowels to soak there feet in lots of nail polish, face masks, makeup, and stuff to do there hair. I was thinking about either letting them do each others hair/makeup or have me and my freinds pamper them since my friend went to school for cosmotology and all of us obiously know how

11, 12, 13 year olds, what do you think of this Party idea (Parents of that age group also)?

That's a really good idea. My sister had a party like that for her 11th birthday. Here are some ideas if you need them. We had a fashion show we gathered up some old clothes and let the girls put together they're outfits then put on some music and let them walk the runway. And you could find a bunch of really cute stuff to put in the party bags like headbands, eyeshadows, little lip glosses, a little hairbrush, and nail polish. I also think you should get a pair of slippers for each girl at the dollar store for them to put on when they get to the party. You might not even need centerpieces but maybe you can get some pink flowers. Well that's a good idea go a party, hope it goes well.

11, 12, 13 year olds, what do you think of this Party idea (Parents of that age group also)?

I wish i was invited =[

11, 12, 13 year olds, what do you think of this Party idea (Parents of that age group also)?

i'm 13, my little sister is 11. we think its KEWLLL!

11, 12, 13 year olds, what do you think of this Party idea (Parents of that age group also)?

i thnik it would be cool im 12

11, 12, 13 year olds, what do you think of this Party idea (Parents of that age group also)?

oooh that sounds like fun!!! i LUV pink and black!! maybe u could involve a limo somehow?? for my thirteenth bday first we went bowling, go cart racing, and stuff, AND THEN i got a limo and we got our hair and nails done at a salon, then went down to a really fancy resraunt in our gowns, and then partied all night.

11, 12, 13 year olds, what do you think of this Party idea (Parents of that age group also)?

I would do just that. excellent ideas. i am 11

11, 12, 13 year olds, what do you think of this Party idea (Parents of that age group also)?

haha thats perfect for 11-13

11, 12, 13 year olds, what do you think of this Party idea (Parents of that age group also)?

yeah its a really cute idea (im 14) but anyway just make sure that she likes pink lol anyway i think that you should have your friends do their makeup and stuff b4 the party and then just have a boy girl party-- make sure to ask her friends what guys 2 invite-- but then just take a couple of pictures of them-- not alot and use them on like a tv and make it a slideshow or somehthing-- and have photogs running around the party and taking picts.

11, 12, 13 year olds, what do you think of this Party idea (Parents of that age group also)?

UMM YOU LIKE SPOILED HER TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no one gonna like a spoilered girl but if u do it maybe u shuld let the kids do ther own make-up that way if they want to talk about hot boys and stuff u wont be there!!!!!!

11, 12, 13 year olds, what do you think of this Party idea (Parents of that age group also)?

11-13

11, 12, 13 year olds, what do you think of this Party idea (Parents of that age group also)?

That sounds like a great party idea.

Seems long though, unless it is a sleep over.

But otherwise I think they would love it!

I know I would and I'm 18 haha =]

11, 12, 13 year olds, what do you think of this Party idea (Parents of that age group also)?

This party sounds like for the rich and famous!Save your money and have a sleep over.

11, 12, 13 year olds, what do you think of this Party idea (Parents of that age group also)?

You said "bowels to soak there feet in"

I think the girls will be grossed out by soaking their feet in bowels.

But seriously, you might run afoul of some parents who might be opposed to the younger ones putting on a lot of makeup. Other than that, it's a creative idea.

11, 12, 13 year olds, what do you think of this Party idea (Parents of that age group also)?

sounds cool but what does ur boyfriends niece think of it?

11, 12, 13 year olds, what do you think of this Party idea (Parents of that age group also)?

thats cool im 12 =]]

good ideas =P

11, 12, 13 year olds, what do you think of this Party idea (Parents of that age group also)?

i love ur ideas, i think u guys shud du their hair, and let them do each others make-up and nails. for a centerpiece, try different shades of pink flowers, since the table had black tablecloth.

11, 12, 13 year olds, what do you think of this Party idea (Parents of that age group also)?

great ideas!!! the centerpiece could be a vase with pipe-cleaner flowers that are pink and black...idk...or a pink poster-board-all of her friends sign it so she will always remember her birthday party! i think that you and your friends should do the makeup%26amp;hair-the kids will think that it is cool to have you guys doing it....p.s.-im 12 and i think that is a great party!

11, 12, 13 year olds, what do you think of this Party idea (Parents of that age group also)?

INVITE ME!!!!!!

11, 12, 13 year olds, what do you think of this Party idea (Parents of that age group also)?

OMG!! can i be invited...lol jkjk!! but that sounds like so cool!!i like the theme colors...i wish it wz my party lol

More Jokes......?

Not for you Fredick....you clearly don't understand jokes....but for the rest of you lovely people......

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving

each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next

day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning

business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote

on a piece of paper,

"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would

find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM

and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and

see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper

by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman

wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a

television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,

pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,

and still be afraid of a spider.

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use

a day...

30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat

everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION

A man said t o his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who

should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,

and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and

you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for

my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible

that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament

and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed

says.........."HEBREWS"

God may have created man before woman,

but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

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hahahaha

i loved them immensely!!! awesome jokes! very clever and well put!!

hahahahaha

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nice

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omg freakin gosh... that was so hilarious!!!!

laugh out loud funny!!!

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that was cool

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those were good. thank you

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i didn't get the last one (o well) but i LOVE the rest!! :-) keep em coming!

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Wow, these are so hilarious! And very true. lol.

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LMAO!!!

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So real in life......still amusing and funny.........I had heard all the ones except UNDERSTANDING WOMEN, (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE), which made my sunday morning a bright one.......hahahaha

I liked this one very much:

I know I'm not going to understand women.

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,

pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,

and still be afraid of a spider.

Ladette to Lady?

Love the programme but...... they could work harder on making it look more natural rather than pieced together! ON Tues one about halfway through when holly went to see the principal when she knocked on the door she had her blue jacket on and her hair in a high ponytail, when she was sitting down inside her hair was in a side ponytail, she had a hairband in and she had her jacket off!!

Ladette to Lady?

I love this programme but like you said some stuff just doesn't seem to "fit". Like how come Simone went this week, when she was the ONLY girl out of the three of them who didn't get drunk down at the local pub? None of the principals and experts mentioned she'd managed to stay sober.

I really thought Holly would go. She REALLY shamed herself. Simone didn't do anything wrong (AND she did that speech at the polo party).

Ladette to Lady?

the programme is a waste of airtime, everything about it is FAKE! the slappers are playing up to the camera, i know the one who won and she's still sleeping around into drugs and drink, swearing, she only wanted to get famous. Report It

Ladette to Lady?

never noticed that.but im gutted simone went i thought she was the best one.

Ladette to Lady?

I think it's lost cause as nearly all will not have learned anything and go back to bad habits....Human nature......as the etiquette is outdated..sadly???

Ladette to Lady?

ive never really noticed that before lol- you must have sharp eyes! i dont think the one who went should have gone, i think she had lots of potential to change! some of these girls disgrace themselves soo much though, can they really be that foul mouthed?? i hope they all clean up their act in the end!!

Ladette to Lady?

this episode is not as good as the first two but simone shuld have stayed and that lilttle twit holly should have gone

Ladette to Lady?

well the girls are ok but i thick emma theglamer model will win if any one famous like canelle form big brother or some like that would they cope

Ten questions for guys ages 18 to 25?

these questions are for guys ages 18 to 25

do you prefer girls with...

1.fingernails: painted or natural

2.hair length: short, meduim, or long

3.hair color: blonde, brunette, black, or red

4.hairstyle:in a pony tail or down

5.highlights: yes or no

6.a dark tan: yes or no

7.swimsuit: bikini or one piece

8.eyes: blue, green, hazel, or brown

9.height: tall or short

and

10.shoes: tennis shoes or flip flops

thanks! ; )

Ten questions for guys ages 18 to 25?

age-23

1. french tips, if not, then natural

2. no preference. all girls look good with different lengths. if i had to choose, medium length.

3. whatevr the natural hair color is, no dye!

4. ponytail, lets me see more of the pretty face

5. no fake hair color. natural beauty is the perfect thing

6. as long as its not a fake tan. natural skin color is best

7. i gotta go with a bikini. it lets me appreciate a womans body

8. eye color doesnt matter. just as long as they arent colored contacts.

9. height doesnt matter to me.

10. flip flops. i have a thing for girls with nice feet. if she takes care of her feet, then she takes care of everything else.

Ten questions for guys ages 18 to 25?

1.fingernails: natural

2.hair length: Long

3.hair color: red

4.hairstyle:in a pony tail

5.highlights: no

6.a dark tan: no

7.swimsuit: one piece

8.eyes: blue

9.height: short

and

10.shoes: flip flops

Ten questions for guys ages 18 to 25?

1. Painted

2. Medium (Shoulder length)

3. Brunette

4. Down

5. No

6. No

7. Bikini (I laughed at this question)

8. Any color, as long as it's not red.

9. Short

10. Flip flops

Ten questions for guys ages 18 to 25?

1.fingernails: natural

2.hair length: meduim

3.hair color: blonde or brunette

4.hairstyle: in pony tail or down

5.highlights: yes

6.a dark tan: yes

7.swimsuit: bikini or one piece

8.eyes: blue

9.height: medium

and

10.shoes: tennis shoes or flip flops

Ten questions for guys ages 18 to 25?

1) depends if we're hanging out or going out.

2) depends on the girl; but medium/long in general

3) dark red/black/brunette

4)down if we're out/ ponytail if we're in

5) depends on the girl

6) yes

7) depends on the body

8) hazel, clear brown

9) short

10) whatever the situation calls for

11) SELF CONFIDENCE (should be #1)

Ten questions for guys ages 18 to 25?

1.fingernails: french manicure

2.hair length: long

3.hair color: brunette

4.hairstyle: down

5.highlights: r no

6.a dark tan: yes

7.swimsuit: string bikini

8.eyes: hazel

9.height: tall

10.shoes: flip flops

Ten questions for guys ages 18 to 25?

okay, I am old like dirt, but guess what? my answers are the same as when they were when I was 25.

1) natural

2) long, but depends on how she wears it

3) I am a blonde/brunette-hi-lite guy, but it depends on the girl. If she were asian, black would look best obviously.

4) ponytail

5) yes

6) no. medium tan, unless porcelain skin toned...fake bake looks dirty when too tan.

7) bikini

8) hazel ( I like blue and green, but tend to date girls with brown eyes. hazel is a good compromise! ) :P

9) short..but I do find tall women quite sexy.

10) flip flops!

btw, nobody else honored your age request...I am 39. I know. yuck.

Ten questions for guys ages 18 to 25?

1-natural

2-long

3-blond

4-down

5-yes

6-hmmm....yes

7-Bikini

8-green

9-tall

10-definitely tennis shoes

I have had a Cyst on my head forever. I touched it tonight and puss came out? what do I do? WILL I B

I've had a cyst about the size of a piece of pop corn on the right side of my for head for as long as I can remember. I am currently 19 and it was alot smaller before but has been growing wih time. The docters said it's not cancerious and I could remove it when ever I wanted but because it wasn't hurting and under my hair (not visible) I could wait.

It's big and red and has no hair on it and i've had tiny irritation over the last year. For some reason it caught my intrest before bed tonight and when i touched it a tiny ball of puss flew out. I'm freaking out cause this is right above my brain...

Is this normal for a Cyst because it's never pussed before? Should I go to the hospital? Am I in danger for infection? Should I touch it? Should I cover it with bandages.

It's past twelve here so it's alittle late to call the docter.

What do I do?

I have had a Cyst on my head forever. I touched it tonight and puss came out? what do I do? WILL I BE OK?

It is finally draining. That is good. Get a washcloth and run it under hot water. Fold it up and press it against the cyst. Keep reheating washcloth to keep warm. Do this for about 10 minutes. Then put some alcohol on a cotton ball and dab that on. Should reduce the swelling by morning.

I have had a Cyst on my head forever. I touched it tonight and puss came out? what do I do? WILL I BE OK?

I assume you'll be fine. The cyst burst on it's own. The doctor would have probably just taken a needle to it to remove the puss anyway so what happened is exactly what the doctor would have done. Cysts are simply little pockets that form in the skin and can contain air, fluid or sometimes semi-fluid material such as your did. Technically though, if it contained puss, it's known as an abscess. However since your doctor told you it was a cyst that's likely what it was.

You should probably treat it the same as you would any other wound. Put some sort of antibacterial ointment on it and keep an eye on it for a few days. If it become red, painful or looks infected then you should, of course, go to the doctor. You may want to anyway just to have him take a look to be safe.

I have had a Cyst on my head forever. I touched it tonight and puss came out? what do I do? WILL I BE OK?

If a cyst become infected it can fill with pus..become swollen, or sore....I wouldnt touch it anymore hun....and I would refrain from putting anything on it....i dont know if it need ER attention..but that is up to you..if u need to ease your mind...but I would call your doc tomarrow to make sure that everything is ok.....at this point you may want to look into getting it removed....alot of insurance dont want to bother with cyst..but will cover them when they are infected....do you have a silicea cyst? I believe they fill with pus...google that on web...and look into it more........if ya get to nervous call a loved one to look at it and see what they thing.. I hope this helps a little...I wish ya great luck and health...