Monday, October 5, 2009

I don't get good access to Yahoo Avatar, can someone help me?

Ok so I go to the hair for example, I search hair, and then it gives me the first 6, and when I try to go to the 2nd page or some other page besides the first, it tells me this: You tried to visit yav_search.php, which is not loading.



Can someone please help me, I want to wear some other thing, I'm tired of the 6 first items of every piece of clothing.



I don't get good access to Yahoo Avatar, can someone help me?

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I don't get good access to Yahoo Avatar, can someone help me?

You may want to turn your computer off and do a restart. when it restarts and finishes you might want to do a Disk Cleanup, and a Defragmentation.



You might also want to do this: Tools %26gt; Internet Options%26gt; clear History, clear cookies, and clear temp files.

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Batman and Robin Forever On that first day in late June,the sun was shining bright on the dew stained grass . With the other counselor prepared to meet the children whom i had read so much about.Not knowing what to expect, a small boy with brown hair and dark eyes approached me. Andrew" he exclaimed excitedly."In group two with you."his speech was choppy and hard to understand but the look on his face made me smile.kneeling down,andrew unzipped his backpack and took out a crumpled piece of paper."for you"he said tossing the paperat me"friends forever like batman and rodin"i read out loud.flasing me a big,goofy grin,andrew stood up,kissed me on the cheek and ran off to play with the other children.batman and robin words i wont ever forget.not just because thay little andrew used them to explain how he felt but becase thay aignify all the reationships that i haveever experienced.love,commitment trust and,at times hardship all wrapped up in words or mentally challengd eight year old boy.andrew's perception of life combined with my own created bonds of friendship that will live forever in my heart.whenever i connect with someone and find their soul,i remember that warm dat in june. remember andrew and the words he spoke that explained my life. many people believed that anddrew didt really know what he was saying. the other counselorsseid he was just thinking about his favorit action figures and didt know the significance of his words. on the last day of camp,andrew came to me in tears he told me he was afraid that batman and robin werent going to see each other anymore.when i ask him if thay could still be friends,andrew dried his tears and grabbed his backpack. he took out a piece of paper and a pencil and sat down on the grass. slowly,he maneuered his pencil to form whathis mind kept repeating over and over again.handing me the paper,he look up at me eith his tear stained face."batman and robin forever"



Good or bad story?

i love it.



Good or bad story?

First three words and I decided that this was not a good story.



Good or bad story?

Too many misspellings.



Good or bad story?

it good and bad one batman and robin are forever and bad becuse they were seperating.



Good or bad story?

its ok but the wording confused me me on the line "the sun was shining bright on dew stained grass" is like iv heard it a million times



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I'm with jessica

REVENGE ON THE BASTARD xlx?

i make my way into the hallway undetected by the security cameras and the guard, i walk slowly and with patience, oh yes, i have all the time in the world... i got nothing to lose, not even time, i keep walking when suddenly i feel someone coming towards me, i turn around and see a shadow with the corner of my eye, i hide behind a corner and pull out my knife quietly, ill just camp here and wait for the bastard to pass by me, as soon as i see a throat i go for it, i pull him into the shadows and start stabbing him so more... hey what the heck, why not go all the way? i behead him slowly, he squirms and kicks but nothing can save him, hes in my shadows... that satisfies my thirst for revenge only a little, i clean the blood off my hands with his handkerchief and slide my knife clean on his cheeks, i keep walking to my objective, i must kill the bastard that took my wife's life, i must stop him from leaving another man with nothing to lose, i must satisfy my desire for revenge, yes then i can die peacefully, like an old man dies just for being too old.... i hear someone walking behind me, i turn around...nothing.... i must be hallucinating, i havent slept for 7 days, GET IT TOGETHER YOU FOOL! you must not fail, this is your only chance to die satisfied... my beard or hair has never been this long, my eyes bloodier or my skin this dehydrated, im a demon, a crazy man with a knife, a man that is about to quench his thirst for revenge, yes, only a few more steps, im gonna make that bastard suffer, and im gonna take my time with him and just when he thinks that his suffering is going to end im gonna let him know that it has just started.... i finally get to his room, hes asleep, i crawl my way to his bed, i do not want to take any chances, i do it slowly, i can hear my heart thumping, the dirt crackling under my knees, i take out my mini bat and wake him up with a "BOO" and before he can say anything i crack him in the head and knock him out...... he finally wakes up, ive been waiting.... patiently... "how do you like my house Mr. Carter?" he looks around confused with an agonizing headache, i take out my "special" tools and let him see them. "I hope you remember me, if not thats ok, i just want to accomplish my mission here in this life since you took my wife's life... shall we start?" i stare at him for a moment, he does not dare look at my face, i pull up my sleeves and i slap him as hard as i can, i start punching him in the face continously, crying with hatred, i pull out my pocket knife insert it into his nose and pull it out hard slicing his nose, i do the same with his lips, i bite off his ears, and he screams like a pig "SCREAM MR. CARTER, SCREAM!!! SATISFY MY ANGER!!! IF YOU SCREAM HARD ENOUGH I MIGHT LET YOU GO!" he screams harder "HARDER MR. CARTER HARDER!!" the bastard screams more, and the harder he screams the more he satifies my pain and quenches my thirst for his blood, i take all night doing my last and final job in this life, i make every minute of this count, until his last breath, i place a bullet inside his mouth, "Thats for the life that you took..." i sigh... finally i can die peacefully, i pull out my knife once more, clean the blood off of it, say my last prayers and insert it into my stomach...i fall back and sit on the floor, it does not hurt, it just feels cold, after ten minutes i start seeing blood...i start having flashbacks of my wife...her beautiful smile, her eyes, the night of our wedding, how we danced romantically under the full moon, the perfume of love strong in the air, i remember our sad and happy moments, when the miscarriage happened and how i hugged her after the news while she was taking a shower, i didnt care if i got my clothes wet, i just wanted to hug her, i remember when i bought her the house of her dreams, how we made love that night all night long...i miss her, i hope i dont go to hell, and if i do i hope i can at least see her face one more time, or hear her voice... i start feeling drowsy and sleepy, my eyelids feel heavy, i close my eyes and relax... i can finally hear her voice... i missed it, i really did...deep sleep empowers me with her voice echoing in my head...and finally i die peacefully....



ok all i need is some opinions from you guys please, and this is just a piece of a story, dont take it all serious and stuff =/ i just have a wild imagination, but i would never hurt a fly lol :P and also im not a proffesional, i didnt go to college, and this is just a sample i wrote this in about 30-40 minutes so please dont expect a master piece or something lol although critics, good and bad comments are accepted gracefully, i must correct my mistakes thank you



REVENGE ON THE BASTARD xlx?

scream like a pig?



fix : BOO" and before he can say anything



pocket knife insert it into his nose ... that kind of doesnt work with 'inserted' how about something to fit the vicious theme?? ripped it up through his nose??



lol..



i dunno..



needs fine tuning.



i was quite scarred wen i didnt realise this was just a story :s



good luck

Just started this story, rough, rough draft, looking for opinions?

Part 1 of 4 鈥?How this all came to be鈥?br>



1.



Wednesday鈥檚 are notorious for being the slowest day of the week. Every tick of the clock seems to move backward, and watching it only makes those movements backwards a hell of a lot slower. And as those ticks clicked backwards, Johnny could feel his pulse and temperature rising ever so slightly. The back of his neck felt like sun burn after being slapped, and his blood pressure bumped and thumped like the blood was trying to break loose.



He鈥檇 look back at the clock, waiting, and waiting, and waiting for 3:15. 3:15 was the book of Revelation to him. It meant the day was over, at least for a couple more hours. It meant he could back home, relax, take a shower, masturbate, discuss the meaning of everything.



But 3:15 was still a ways a way. He yawned and positioned himself in as many awkward positions as time would allow. Any awkward position would keep him awake, but only for a moment. Soon his inner body would adjust, and start falling asleep again. He felt mechanical. Two sides of him were competing for attention. Neither one was really winning, except whoever was making the more rationale argument.



I could leave. Leave early, say I have a doctor鈥檚 appointment.



(You would miss the rest of the lecture)



I鈥檓 missing it anyway. I can barely stay awake.



(You鈥檙e parent鈥檚 aren鈥檛 paying for you to sleep)



Shut up.



(You鈥檝e got a child on the way)



Those words woke him up more than any awkward position was ever going to. It made him breath deep breaths and sweat big sweats. He wasn鈥檛 even sure who he was, and now he was going to have to direct someone else鈥檚 life.



It didn鈥檛 help that the professor was talking in somewhat hypnotic speech. Eerily soothing, and causing those eyelids to become perhaps a dozen times heavier than they already were. Johnny stuck it out. Just like he did every Wednesday.



2.



Across campus, Timothy was already deeply engrossed in another afternoon film. It was the second film he had watched today. This semester he cleared most of his schedule for watching movies. He got a job at the campus library checking in and out books. Occasionally, he鈥檇 push the rack all over the library placing books in their respective places. He mother ****** the Dewey Decimal System to high heaven, claiming their had to be an easy way to catalog books. He always assumed someone else could do it.



This afternoon鈥檚 selection was the 1948 Orson Welles version of Macbeth. Timothy was on a Shakespeare kick for the past two weeks. He鈥檇 brought home just about every version of Hamlet from the library last week. Bragnah and Zeffirelli and Olivier and Burton, not to mention the half dozen or so stage productions with names no one would ever recogonize. He said he saw something about himself in the character of Hamlet. Something about the madness, and the way Hamlet carried himself.



The library was the perfect place for him to work. The campus library housed nearly every film ever made. The rows and rows of cinema, past and present, screamed 鈥渨atch me.鈥?Timothy was just the person to do that.



3.



Concluding her fourth week teaching was Jocelyn. She was just finishing a lecture on neurons and how they worked.



鈥淩emember there is to be a test on Monday. This is going to be on. I鈥檓 going to ask you some tough stuff.鈥?Her voice was drowned out by the sound of zippers and notebooks closing. You wouldn鈥檛 think of a notebook closing, making any noise at all. But given the onslaught of three hundred notebooks, and it was a symphony of whooshes and wishes.



The semester was just getting started. She had settled in nicely, to the student teaching position. It curbed most of the cost of her graduate education. Her parents were happy about this. They weren鈥檛 so happy about the seven month unborn child she was carrying around. Unmarried. Still in school. Oh yes, her parents were plenty worried about that situation to even fully appreciate the tuition waiver for her graduate work.



She had refused to tell her parents who the father was. At least up until now. Her parent鈥檚 patience was running thin, and she soon would. But first she had some thing of her own to clear up. She was constantly pondering her graduate degree, wondering and wondering if any of it was worth it. She wondered if she only enrolled to quell the fact that this child was the end of her young life.



No condoms, how could I be so stupid.



She thought this constantly, and consistently. She felt like the girl in the sex ed video, who stayed home on Friday, when her friends went out, just so she could watch her baby.



Her friends, all of them, were so supportive, but their eyes fed her that thank-god鈥攖hat鈥檚-not-my-child look. She could feel their eyes move up and down her body, the same way a guy does to a girl he sees coming his way. But there eyes were not with with lust, or love, but complete relief.



No ******* condoms, you stupid piece of ****.



The last of the students headed out the door, just as she was gathering up her things. Just a lonely pregnant women in the middle of the auditorium, all alone. That鈥檚 how things for her had felt lately.



4.



鈥淭he ending is more pronounced because of the change that Ching Fong goes through.鈥?Johnny professors says, to a mostly interested class. Johnny鈥檚 arousal level is less than willing to continue. Who would have thought 18th century Japanese literature could be so boring? Johnny wondered if all literature was so boring. He even went as far to wonder if culture in general and everything about it was this boring. All the films, books, and paintings. Every poem, paragraph and page every written and typed, was it all bullshit.



鈥淲hat do you think, Johnny?鈥?his professor asked. He realized his wandering eyes, and heavy yawns had attracted the attention of his teacher.



鈥淯h, yeah.鈥?He answered. The class giggled in unison. He had no clue what the lecture was about, hadn鈥檛 even paid attention in the last week. Johnny wasn鈥檛 even entirely sure he was reading from the same book as everyone else.



鈥淢r. Walsh, part of your grade is participation. So I am asking for your opinion.鈥?The professor was dead serious, in your face. The class鈥?eyes were all on him, waiting for his opinion.



鈥淚鈥檓 going to be honest, I have no clue what you鈥檙e talking about.鈥?He answered. The laughs came back, but there were fewer this time around, like an inside joke that only a few are apart of.



鈥淟ooks like that will be an F for participation today, Mr. Walsh.鈥?The professor stared at him, half expecting a reply but continued right on with what he was talking about. Johnny wondered what this guy was like in middle or high school. Probably the kid who got quarters thrown at him in study hall.



Johnny laughed on the inside at the thought of flying George Washingtons hitting him on the head. His gazed returned to the outside, where the weather was becoming more and more brilliant by the moment.



The clouds were turning a light gray, not the kind that bring rain, but the kind that make Johnny feel complete. There was a slight breeze, he could discern from the swaying trees.



Some kids were playing soccer on the lawn. Kicking the black and white ball back and forth. It didn鈥檛 appear there were any defined goals. There didn鈥檛 need to be, the whole point was just to be outside. Some other kids were just sitting under trees text or fictional books sprawled across their laps, ingesting the whole sum of human knowledge.



Johnny鈥檚 deep blue eyes slightly watered at the thought that this was it. This room would be the end of him, and he knew it. His mood was in a downward spiral since the start of the summer. When she told him. When she told him, that within her, his seed had reached her egg, and together they were creating a child. She hadn鈥檛 quite put it like that, but he always preferred the most defined definition he could reach.



I gave it to her. I gave it to her too damn good.



(Better watch your mouth, round that newborn)



My parents swore around me, and look, I鈥檓 fine.



(Yeah you conceived a child that you have no clue how to care for)



He remembered an idea from Introductory Psych. Objective Self Awareness. Whenever the focus shifts inward, you enter this state of subject awareness. When your self and self image don鈥檛 align, it produces negative feelings. His teacher then suggested this is why we see so many IPODS and ZUNES. So people can drown out their own thoughts and remain focused outward.



Johnny sighed and succumbed himself to the last fifteen minutes of class. The outside was not much farther away.



5.



鈥淭his is terrible.鈥?Timothy said out loud to the walls and the carpet, and the stack of recently viewed movies on the floor. Among them such classics as the Campbell Scott version of Hamlet, the 1989 film When Harry Met Sally, and the fifth Star Trek film. The odd assortment of films was the way Timothy liked to watch them. He never liked to watch the same genre twice in a row. The past two weeks had been a rare exception to the rule. Consistency was key, as he examined the various productions of Hamlet.



Timothy was looking for the differences between each production. The smallest of details, such as camera or lighting, and he jotted them down in a notebook. With his copy of Hamlet to his side, Johnny would here him all the way down the hall. Quoting Shakespeare four hundred years after the Bard had suffered the deep dark plunge we all go to.



鈥淥h all you, host o heaven! O Earth! What else?鈥?Timothy would recite. It would seem the voice were coming from the walls, or that Johnny was schizophrenic. But no, not at all. It was the sounds of the Globe Theatre traveling through time, and space to America. To Pennsylvania. To Pittsburgh. It was being absorbed in the hearts of the young, being prepared for passage to another generation.



Timothy was not enjoying this version of Macbeth at all. Maybe it was the black and white of it all, but Timothy could not even stand to finish it. He turned it off and returned it to it鈥檚 proper case.



His afternoon was carefully planned to have enough time to watch this, then the Roman Polanski version, then study for the up and coming 鈥渆xam of the semester, quite possibly my life鈥?is what he was calling it. The change in plans gave him some extra free time. So he stared at the wall, working on the story waiting to be poured onto paper.



5.



Johnny quickly left the lecture hall, not wanting to be stopped by Professor Asshole on the way out. For the obvious and not so obvious reasons. The first of course being he was afraid he might actually slip and call him professor ASSHOLE! And the second being, he didn鈥檛 feel like getting the paying attention will help you do better lecture. Or the I鈥檓 not standing up here for my health lecture. He鈥檇 heard them before, or some version of them. He had pretty much been uninterested in anything but philosophy since he took his first class all those years ago.



The ideas and thoughts and logic of the past four thousand years was constantly bouncing around in his mind, and his pure undivided attention was constantly on that. Pondering and wondering. Thinking and reasoning.



6.



Timothy had a notebook where he kept pictures and comments. Little shreds and bits of information that he eventually thought would help him in the screenwriting process. His whole view of Planet Earth changed when he would doodle away at the notebook. The cries for help from Africa, the depleting ozone layer, the pollution and over population, the whole world just went away.



His friends, mostly Johnny, often wondered if there was a screw or two loose. Something just never made sense with Timothy. In all actuality, that is just the way he presented himself. One step behind the rest.



He scrawled a few shapes and figures into the notebook. Hoping that some ultimately amazing wonderful tidbit of dialogue would come pouring outward onto the paper. Some great quote that college kids, and adults alike would continue saying for years afterwards. Something inspirational, and spine tingling.



His getting longer by the day black hair was at his eyes right now. He loved the way it blew in the wind, even if everyone he knows did not. He was slightly chubby, but nothing a doctor would recommend a safer diet over.



Most of the clothes he wears are two sizes too big, and he only shaves when he absolutely has to. Yet he cannot grow a full beard at this point. More like sporadic spots of hairs. A 鈥渃hin strap鈥?is what some up tight sorority girl had called it last semester.



His school nurse, and his eye doctor all decided he should wear corrective lenses. He never does, except when he鈥檚 behind the wheel of a car. The glasses he has now are the same ones he got in junior high.



He writes in his notebook: The fate of your life is directly affected by the fate of those around you.



鈥淭hat鈥檚 the worst quote in the history of quoting.鈥?He says to himself. He ponders lighting up the old bubbler. Let rip a few quick hits of the wacky tobaccy before he sails off to watch the other version of Macbeth.



He draws a man drowning at sea with a bubble above it screaming help. Next to that he draws a big boat and writes TITANTIC along the side. The guy in the tower has a bubble now too. It says 鈥渟orry pal, can鈥檛 stop for nothing.鈥?br> He laughs to himself and closes the notebook. Another day at the office he assures himself.



7.



Jocelyn is walking down the aisle of the auditorium, the weight of her bag to her side. If someone was observing her from the backside, they would think she was having a seizure the way she was walking. She could truly care less though.



Abortion was an idea that she hadn鈥檛 really thought about at all. She remembered in the weeks after she told Johnny she was pregnant, she could see it in his eyes. Those eyes that were begging for an abortion chit chat. It seemed to her that he was just waiting for her to bring it up.She had wanted to talk about it, but every time she saw that he was eager and willing to get rid of this child, it angered her, and made her want it that much more. And now, she insisted it was too late.



She remembered when she was an undergrad, and walking along Forbes Ave, some old lady was holding a great big poster, depicting an abortion at twenty-three weeks. The picture was disturbing but effective in one aspect. She stopped and yelled at the old woman, declaring it was a women鈥檚 right to choose. She even attended a march for Female鈥檚 Rights a few years back. She had always argued in favor of it, but now, when it was her child, she couldn鈥檛 help but cradle her belly and imagine the life she planned to give her child. Whether or not Johnny was going to be apart of it, was debatable.



8.



In the last ten minutes of each hour, the hallways filled up with students from every area of the globe.



Johnny had come from a suburban white man鈥檚 paradise. Coming to Pitt was the biggest culture shock he had ever received. A lifetime of one type of person, and suddenly inserted into the throbbing heart of the idea of America. He had savored every moment, unlearning everything K through 12 taught him.



Public Education, he declared in an essay, was flawed. It was one dimensional. He considered the pledge of Allegiance. Writing about the pledge, he realized he couldn鈥檛 even remember it.



We spend thirteen years, reciting the Pledge daily, to leave it behind once we leave high school.



He had not said it once since then. And it was a system of control. Implemented by men in suits far away trying to curb individualism. Or so he had wrote.



鈥淗ey.鈥?A voice called from behind him. It was Justine. He turned to see her smiling and eager to talk.



鈥淗iya.鈥?He replied, smiling. Justine was a nice break from the going to be a father routine.



鈥淏oring class.鈥?She said, slugging her book bag over her shoulder.



鈥淚s it ever exciting?鈥?he questioned.



鈥淵ou damn philosophers, always asking questions but never coming up with any real answers.鈥?She laughed. Johnny leaned in real close to her, almost directly next to her ear.



鈥淭hat鈥檚 what makes us so attractive.鈥?He laughed, and so did she. It was a I-Want-You laugh. But both of them knew the reality of Johnny鈥檚 situation. Both of them knew that on it鈥檚 way was a boy or girl, and for the next eighteen years or so, Johnny would be busy cradling, raising, and sending off to college a child.



鈥淵ou wanna go get a cup of coffee?鈥?She asked. He shook his head. He wondered what they were brewing down at the French Press.



鈥淎lright, but I insist on you buying.鈥?He laughed again and they took to the steps.



Johnny this is masturbation.



(Dude)



Well, you鈥檙e a child, and this is the big boy鈥檚 menu.



(Touche)



8.



Jocelyn stopped to talk to one of her students waiting outside the auditorium. Her name was Tammy, and she nearly waited everyday outside the door. Tammy always asked the most interesting questions about psychology. She seemed generally interested in it, and Jocelyn assumed this girl would eventually declare psych as a major.



She just hated the idea of her waiting till after class to ask the question. Tammy was obviously shy. But the questions she was asking were ones the whole class could benefit from.



鈥淢s. Everett, hey, how are you.鈥?Tammy said. She was still holding her notebook, and glancing at it as she walked up.



鈥淚鈥檓 pregnant.鈥?She replied, solemnly. She hoped the question would be simple. She wanted to go lie down and eat a half pint of ice cream.



鈥淥h, really, I hadn鈥檛 noticed.鈥?Tammy smile, nervously. 鈥淎nyway, I just have a quick question.鈥?br> 鈥淐oncerning neurons?鈥?



鈥淯mmm, not quite. I was looking through your page on the school鈥檚 website.鈥?She started. Jocelyn felt suddenly violated.



You looked at my website, for what?



鈥淚 saw that you were a part of a undergraduate research project.鈥?



Christ, this is going to take forever.



鈥淎nd I was curious how one gets involved in such things.鈥?She was just a curious student, curious like she was when she started school. Interested in how the great big gray matter could produce feelings of love, hate, and complete and utter dissatisfaction with life.



鈥淭ammy, I have to head to a OB appointment. Can you stop by my office tomorrow around 11. I鈥檒l give you all the details, and introduce you to the researcher involved in that.鈥?br> 鈥淥h, yeah, sure.鈥?She laughed, but it was filled with anxiety, and embarrassment. Jocelyn didn鈥檛 really have an appointment, at least not today. But she was exhausted, lugging her bag of education all around campus. She never envisioned doing this while pregnant.



She suddenly was jealous of her friends from high school. They were either engaged or married to men who were going to take care of them for the rest of their lives. Till death or divorce do them part.



鈥淚鈥檒l see you tomorrow then.鈥?Tammy hurried off. Jocelyn watched as she walked away and headed out the door. Was Tammy so much different then her three years ago? She wondered if she had just shattered a girl鈥檚 dreams of making a difference. She always said the biggest problem with the youth was no one wanted to make a difference. Perhaps it was because there were so many problems that the aspect of making a difference was such a loaded issue. Global warming, overpopulation, health care, mental health. There were more problems than solutions associated with those.



And now it was her generation鈥檚 responsibility to correct all this. The past fifty years of American Hedonism and unilaterialism had pretty much destroyed any prospect of America in the future. And now, when her generation failed there would be nothing but cynicism towards her.



She imagined her child, starving to death, or dying of an uninsured illness saying 鈥淭hanks a lot, Mom. Thanks for letting me die.鈥?br> She felt like crying. And maybe as she was watching t.v. and eating Ben and Jerry鈥檚 she would. She would let a small river, or creek of tears stream down her face and try and be optimistic.



9.



Timothy burnt his thumb lighting up his bubbler. He usually did, especially when trying to take a big hit. Smoke billowed up from the marijuana, and he held in the lung-full hit he had taken.



He could feel it lingering in his lungs.



A little longer.



He could see the gray color sinking into his lungs, and the smaller molecules journeying to his brain. He could see the smaller molecules binding to his neurons, and completely ******* him up. Joceyln had explained it all to him one time. One day when the two of them were stoned, she told him exactly what happened upstairs.



He always liked getting stoned with Jocelyn, but she hadn鈥檛 smoked in a long, long time. Ever since she decided she wanted to be a doctor. But only lately had she become the uptight chick she was.



At this point, he just felt bad for Johnny. He could see the way Johnny looked at her and knew his friend didn鈥檛 want that. But the two of them were far past breaking up at this point.



Even if they wanted to, they had been brought up to respect the idea of the American family. Raised in a house with a mom and dad. The sad part was that neither of them were completely sure of it.



Johnny had never said anything, but it was the way he acted around her, or didn鈥檛 act around her. He did not respond to her like he used to. It used to be she said jump, and he was in the air. But now, it seemed it was all Jocelyn could do to keep him around.



He remembered one night he鈥檇 come home from class, and there was a note one the table saying he was going away for a little bit, to clear his head. Johnny had just up and left. But he was back by the next day. When Timothy asked him what was wrong, he just said he was stressed and left it at that.



Another big hit, and he could feel the drug kick in. Everything became heavy and light. It felt like his conscious was trying to keep up with reality.



Just started this story, rough, rough draft, looking for opinions?

Didn't have time to read the whole thing, but what I read was excellently written.



I don't even believe in "The Bible", but it seemed wierd that it was referenced in a way that lead to masturbation..



Good literary usage..the masturbation just takes a little away from it, in my opinion. Also..not everyone does believe in "The Bible"; those who don't know the story might not understand the literary usage...even though it's not a bad one.



EDIT:



In my opinion...forget about "the wider audience" and keep the "x-rated words". If the story the words are used in, is good, which it seems to be, you'll find an audience. Write the story in whatever way you relate to it best.



I forget who the quote is from, but..



"The only writers who write about all people and times, are those who write about thier people and time."



...something like that.. I'm not looking it up now, but I think you're smart enough to get the point. Stay true to yourself, and you'll have an audience.



I'll read it, at least.



Good work, I'll have to finish it later.



Just started this story, rough, rough draft, looking for opinions?

Excellent so far... but cut out the X-rated words and keep your attention to the larger audience.



Terry Brooks is a master at keeping his books readable by all. I feel you have the flare for writing and holding your audience in words alone and the x-rated words you did use seemed to be out of context for your writing abilities



Keep us the good work



Nesssssst



Just started this story, rough, rough draft, looking for opinions?

Some words, need to be changed, I don't believe in the bible but it is excellently written.



Just started this story, rough, rough draft, looking for opinions?

Yes well not every prophecy is in Revelations. First the Rapture shall occur and the true followers of Jesus shall meet in heaven too receive their crowns for their Christian services. The Antichrist aka abomination that makes desolation. The 7 year tribulation shall commence once Israel signs a peace treaty for 7 years. Once that happens the judgments shall commence. The first is the seven seals of the scroll opened by Jesus. By order of the treaty of the Antichrist the Jews are now allowed to build their Temple. During this time because God has such bountiful grace and mercy he dispatched 144,000 Jewish evangelicals out of the 12 tribes of Israel 12,000 each Tribe to proclaim the gospel AND MANY shall be saved. God shall also dispatch the 2 witnesses to preach their testimony for 1,260 or 3 陆 years, these witnesses are indestructible during this time they will command fire to come from the sky as well as shut the sky to inhibit rain from falling and execute as many plagues and torments as often as they wish. Some speculate that it shall be Moses and Elijah, we know it shall be Elijah as written in Malachi 4:5. Then the seven trumpets of Judgment shall commence which are worse than the 7 seal of the scroll. During this time while Israel is in their false sense of Security Rogue nations that harbor hatred towards them shall do a sneak attack on them this is prophesied in Ezekiel Chapter 38 and 39 know as the Prophecy Against Gog. It is when Russia, Ethiopia, Libya, Iran, Turkey and other nations try to wipe Israel of the map but to no avail for God obliterates them in his wrath and hot anger. During the first half of tribulations the false world religion controls everything even the Beast of the Sea. Also some of the Jews heeding the warning of the Jewish Evangelicals shall be suspicious and disillusioned by the antichrist (world Leader) and flee to the ancient Ruins of Petra/Bozrah there they shall be supernaturally protected by God. While the raptured followers of Jesus are given their crown they are pestered by the Devil accusing them they are not worthy to be saved but his accusation (Satan) are in Vain. God having enough of his dribble and comments from the peanut gallery expels Satan out of the atmospheric heaven. When the midpoint of the tribulation comes about the antichrist shall slay the two witnesses and the whole world is so morally bankrupt that they shall rejoice over their death and even give gifts to each other. After 3 陆 days they shall come back to life and a voice from heaven shall say 鈥渃ome鈥?and a cloud ascend them both to heaven while their enemies look below a tenth of Jerusalem is destroyed by an earthquake and 7,000 people are killed via earthquake worldwide. Then the antichrist shall sit himself on the throne and proclaim himself to be 鈥済od鈥?and demand worship. The beast out of the Earth (False Prophet) shall make sure everyone accepts the mark of the beast failure to accept it means you cannot buy or sell and you shall be beheaded. This will separate the true Christians from the pseudo-Christians. During this time God in his mercy shall do something that has never been done before!!! He shall dispatch 3 powerful angels in the guise of humans to preach the everlasting gospel. They will adamantly stress and warn that those who accept the mark of the beast shall partake the winepress of God鈥檚 wrath. This means accepting the mark of the beast is THE UNFORGIVABLE SIN!!!!!!!! Once the Antichrist sit on the throne and declares himself as 鈥済od鈥?then the wrath of Sovereign Lord will reach its zenith and his boiling anger shall commence the 7 bowls of his wrath which is worse than the seven seals of the scroll and the 7 trumpets of Judgment. Babylon shall be rebuilt and all commerce shall be transferred to there as in total opposition of God. Babylon is finally destroyed. The heavens rejoiced at its destruction. Jerusalem shall be taken over and then the nations meet at the valley of Megiddo or known as Armageddon. After Israel recognized its national sin the rejection of Jesus they pray for 2 days and the Lord hears their prayers and Jesus comes back by landing his feat on the Mount of Olives Zechariah 14:3-5. Jesus shall defeat the antichrist and his forces by uttering the word of God and for 1,600 stadias or 2,000 miles up to the horses鈥?bridle the whole valley of Megiddo shall be a sea of blood thus written in the book of Isaiah 63:1-6. Everyone but the antichrist and false prophet have been turned into fodder by Jesus. The antichrist and false prophet are thrown into the lake of fire tormented day and night. Blessed are those who make it to 1,335 gays what does that mean Daniel 12:11-12. It means that a saved Christian or Jew that accepted Jesus as their savior are invited to the millennium. From the period of the abomination that makes (midpoint of the tribulations) desolation of the temple to the end of that shall be 1,260 days plus 45 days to purify the Earth from the grievous damage and filth and plus 75 days to judge the nations treatment towards Israel the parting of the sheep and goats the sheep are allowed to enter the millennial kingdom governed by Jesus that equals 1,335 days!! This is the kingdom that was in Daniel 2:44-45 that is the millennial kingdom!! At this time Satan shall be bound in the bottomless pit so he may not tempt for the next 1,000 years. Creation shall be radically changed as the Adamic curse shall be partially lifted there shall be new healthy bodies at that time disease is no more. People can live for 1,000 years!! Nature shall be transformed and wild animals shall be tamed and we all shall be pretty much vegetarians as written in the book Isaiah 65:17-25 However great that is people are still going to rebel as written in Isaiah 65:20 !! Even under utopia conditions via Jesus people shall go against Jesus. Satan shall be released and the rebels will be destroyed by fire from God. Those who are at the Great white Throne are not saved and are not written in The book of life they are thrown in the lake of fire forever and the ones who are saved are in bliss with God and Jesus in the new heaven and Earth. Praise the Lord Jesus!!

Here good jokes or so i think so tell me your fav and get ten..................?

Women



WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST



She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.



Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.



Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.



Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.



And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.



WOMEN'S REVENGE



"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.



As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.



"So, do you always! carry your TV remote?" I asked.



"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,



and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."



UNDERSTANDING WOMEN



(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)



I know I'm not going to understand women.



I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,



pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,



and still be afraid of a spider.



%26lt; B%26gt;MARRIAGE SEMINAR



While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,



Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,



"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."



He addressed the man,



"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"



Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?



CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS



A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.



The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.



He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for h is wife.



She directs him down the correct aisle.



A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton



balls and a ball of string on the counter.



She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you we! re looking for some tampons for your wife?



He answers, " You see, it's like this,



yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,



and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling



papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.



So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.



( I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton! )



WIFE VS. HUSBAND



A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.



An earlier discussion had led to an argument and



neither of them wanted to concede their position.



As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,



the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"



"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."



W O R D S



A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...



30,000 to a man's 15,000.



The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...



The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"



CREATION



A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be



so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.



" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.



God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;



God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!



The Silent Treatment



A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were! giving each



other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,



he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.



Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,



"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.



The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM



and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and



see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by



the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."



Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.



God may have created man before woman,



but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.



Here good jokes or so i think so tell me your fav and get ten..................?

I think the Understanding Women joke is the funniest, but my fiance thinks the Ciggarettes and Tampons one is funnier.



Here good jokes or so i think so tell me your fav and get ten..................?

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.



Here good jokes or so i think so tell me your fav and get ten..................?

The third one is funniest... Even if you did steal it from Seinfeld...



Here good jokes or so i think so tell me your fav and get ten..................?

cigarettes and tampons



Here good jokes or so i think so tell me your fav and get ten..................?

My very favorite was "Creation," but they were all pretty funny.



My second choice would be "The Silent Treatment."



Here good jokes or so i think so tell me your fav and get ten..................?

Don't fire until you see the whites of your eyes.



Here good jokes or so i think so tell me your fav and get ten..................?

guess what"



CHICKEN BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(does it make you wanna laugh and slap yo mama or what)



Here good jokes or so i think so tell me your fav and get ten..................?

I think they were all cool, but the finniest one was the 3rd one, it was so funny.



Here good jokes or so i think so tell me your fav and get ten..................?

Mine Was the Silent treatment. 'Cause it is sooo something I would do!



Here good jokes or so i think so tell me your fav and get ten..................?

ALLL ROFLMAF

New hairstyle? Any suggestions?

i want a new look for the new year. My hair is long[almost to my belly button],



wavy, curly, and frizzy[when not maintained].



I have straight bangs to my eyelashes and on each side i have a longer piece. I had a misshap when trying to put blue highlights and they came out green. I want to try the blue again but i'm not sure how to cut my hair. Any suggestions??? Pics would be helpful too :]



http://s68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/Dn...



http://s68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/Dn...



http://s68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/Dn...



New hairstyle? Any suggestions?

you should get it layered and a few inches past shoulder length would probably look good.



New hairstyle? Any suggestions?

I think it looks good the way it is



New hairstyle? Any suggestions?

well I think you should get side bangs and cut your hair to your ribs.



you are a very beautiful girl and i think this hair style would look good on you!!!



also i love ur smile!



New hairstyle? Any suggestions?

Try just straightening it! It looks nice but try and dye it a nice brown! I think it will look really nice on you! Like a natural and dark brown! Like burnette.



New hairstyle? Any suggestions?

Here r some great websites:



www.hairfinder.com



www.promadvice.com



www.bosshairstyles.com



I hope one of them will help u!!!



:) lol

Are you a hippie?

According to this quiz I am "No doubt about it, you're a hippie, but with room to grow", lacking about 20 pts. from being "Face it your blood and bones are true hippie makings! Its a compliment, spread the peace" LOL, what about you?



Here goes: Remember to keep a tally of all your scores. :)



1. If you are under the age of 30, add 5 pts.



2. If you are under the age of 20, add another 2 pts.



3. If you own a Phish album, or taped show, add 5 pts.



4. If you own both an album and a taped show, add 10 pts.



5. Add 2 pts. for every record you own.



6. If you've ever broken up a fight at school add 10 pts.



7. If you've ever been called "hippie" as an insult, but said "thank you", add 5 pts.



8. Add 2 pts. for every piece of hemp jewelry, or clothing you own.



9. If you're a vegetarian add 5 pts.



10. If you're a vegan, add 10 pts.



11. If you don't know what a vegan is, subtract 10 pts.



12. If you own a lava lamp, a black light poster, glow stars, or love beads, add 5 pts.



13. If you own all of the above, add 10 pts.



14. If you ever wear hand made clothing, jewelry, etc. add 5pts.



15. If you can recite more than 20 beatles songs, add 10 pts.



16. If you can recite 20-10 beatles songs, add 5pts.



17. If you can recite 9-1 beatles songs, add 2 pts.



18. If you can't recite any beatles songs, subtract 3 pts.



19. Add 5 pts if you know who Allen Ginsberg is.



20. Add 10 pts. if you cried when he died.



21. If you can play a musical instrument, add 3 pts.



22. If you can play the accoustic guitar (I'm not talking about being able to play mary had a little lamb, I talking REAL songs), add 5 pts.



23. If you have written poems about the beauty of life, add 5 pts.



24. If you've recently written poems about how life sucks, subtract 10 pts.



25. If you use the words, "groovy", "far out", or "trippy" in your daily life, add 2 pts.



26. If you own a pair of Birks, add 5 pts.



27. If you've ever marched in a peace march, add 15 pts.



28. If you wear no fur, add 5 pts.



29. If you wear no fur or leather, add 10 pts.



30. If you constantly burn incence, add 5 pts.



31. If Bob Dylan's voice gives you nice goosebumps, add 5 pts.



32. If you've ever worn flowers in your hair, add 5 pts.



33. If you'd join a commune, add 5 pts.



34. If you know who sang the theme to "The Wonder Years." add 5 pts.



35. If you've ever seen the movie, or listened to the music of "Woodstock", add 10 pts.



36. If you can finish the words to this song, add 5 pts:



"And its one, two, three, what are we fighting for?



Don't ask me I don'y give a damn, the next stop is vietnam.



And its five, six, seven, open up the..."



37. Add 1 pt. for every article of tie dyed clothing you own.



38. If you know what wicca is, add 5 pts.



39. If you've ever meditated add 10 pts.



40. If you wanted Bob Dole to win, subtract 100 pts.



41. For each inch of your hair that reaches past your shoulders, add 2 pts.



42. If make-up feels icky on your face, add 3 pts.



43. If your bed is just a mattress on the floor, add 1 pt.



44. If its just a futon, add 2 pts.



43. If you have ever worn glitter on your face, add 2 pts.



44. If you think a socialist is a person who parties alot, subtract 10 pts.



Scoring



If you got 10 or below- "Why are you even here? You're not a hippie!"



If you got 109 thru 11- "There may be a hippie streak in you, if that sounds like a good thing to you (and it should) you should explore that more."



If you got 110 thru 209- "No doubt about it, you're a hippie, but with room to grow."



If you got 210 or more- "Face it your blood and bones are true hippie makings! Its a compliment, spread the peace!"



Are you a hippie?

Yes, and I was one in the 60's.



Are you a hippie?

114.



I'm on my way. = ) Report It



Are you a hippie?

I took that exact quiz once, and I am definitely a hippie and proud of it ;)



Are you a hippie?

nope



Are you a hippie?

nope



Are you a hippie?

No but I am a hippO



Are you a hippie?

No - I failed the test.



Are you a hippie?

yes im a hippie, I smoke pot, drive a volkswagen, and share all my belongings with poeple



Are you a hippie?

No, I'm a YUPPIE !



Are you a hippie?

Im a hippie..peace dudeee



Are you a hippie?

NO



Are you a hippie?

nop



Are you a hippie?

I got a 45 points



lol



Are you a hippie?

i got 110 pts %26amp; that def. is a good thing for me



Are you a hippie?

According to my album collection I am.



Are you a hippie?

Far-Out I'm a hippie.



Are you a hippie?

No, I guess I'm a conservative comedian, I got negative 7 points



Are you a hippie?

i could be a hippie yea



Are you a hippie?

all i can said is that



i like janis jopling



and i like rock and roll



there were hippie in mexico there were hippies in usa and there were hippies probably in other countries too.



60s and 70s



amor y paz



love and peace!



Are you a hippie?

1. 5 pts.



2.2 pts.



12add 5 pts



14. 5pts.



21. 3 pts.



28. 5 pts.



9. 10 pts.



38. 5 pts



41.10 pts.



43.2 pts.



44. subtract 10 pts.



=42 im not a hippie



Are you a hippie?

Only since the early 60s I didn't give a damn and they DID send me to Vietnam. After I got back and was spit on,pi$$ed on called baby killer nope no more hippie for me,just still look like one.. Thank you %26amp; no thanks.NAM VET***



Are you a hippie?

nice quiz/question. i think you may need to adjust your scoring levels as i topped 1000 points on question 5 alone.



if you do this quiz again in the future, add sections for # of grateful dead shows attended (45 for me), number of phish shows attended (83 for me) and total number of live recordings in your collection (too many to count)



Are you a hippie?

i suppose i'm not a hippie...30 points says i might have a hippie streak, but i doubt it.



and that last questions was funny... "if you think a socialist is a person who parties a lot, subtract 10 points"...haha! good one...



Are you a hippie?

110-209

Old Disney Channel Shows on Disney Channel?

Does anyone remember the name of that old show on Disney Channel that had a girl who experienced or solved paranormal things? The main actress changed once or twice, and I think one of them had blonde hair and the other had brown hair. One episode that I can recall is when the aunt of the girl was 'writing' when she slept and the girl gave her a piece of paper %26amp; pen to write the things dowm, and it turned out that the aunt was writing in code. She was writing messages to the girls dad or something (???). I remember that the show was on late at night towards the end of the show (or reruns of the show). So, does anyone know?



Old Disney Channel Shows on Disney Channel?

Yeah, the show you're thinking of is "So Weird." It was definitely a weird show. It was odd how the main characters of the show suddenly changed after the third season. I don't remember many episodes from the first two seasons. I guess I started watching it more when the blonde girl became the main character. I remember the tiger. She'd always randomly see the tiger, like outside her window when she was sitting on her bed, and the tiger's eyes would glow. It was some sort of sign. I don't really remember what it was all about. I remember this one specific episode where she was in school. There was some assembly in the gym and she figured out that something was going to happen in a specific room. She found out it was the gym and the bleachers that everyone was sitting on was going collapse. I think she snuck into the office and made an announcement, or something, and the gym got evacuated just in time.



Here's a link to some information all about the show...



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_Weird



Hope I could help!



Old Disney Channel Shows on Disney Channel?

I was just thinking of that show. It used to always scare me when it was on. Report It



Old Disney Channel Shows on Disney Channel?

The character from the movie Brink! was on that show also. Report It



Old Disney Channel Shows on Disney Channel?

So Weird...i loved that show!!



Old Disney Channel Shows on Disney Channel?

the secret world of alex mac or smtn like that



Old Disney Channel Shows on Disney Channel?

was it "so wierd"?

Check this out! Anyone know of these usuless facts?

1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley's Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen.



2. US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen.



3. The "57" on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had.



4. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world's garbage annually. On average, that's 3 pounds a day per person.



5. Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.



6. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn't digest itself.



7. 98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.



8. A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945.



9. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.



10. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.



11. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.



12. Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest son.



13. Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13. Paraskevidekatriaphobia means fear of Friday the 13th (which occurs one to three times a year). In Italy, 17 is considered an unlucky number. In Japan, 4 is considered an unlucky number.



14. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.



15. All the chemicals in a human body combined are worth about 6.25 euro (if sold separately).



16. In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.



17. The ZIP in "ZIP code" means Zoning Improvement Plan.



18. Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903.



19. A "2 by 4" is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.



20. It's estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world's population is drunk.



21. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades = David ; Clubs = Alexander the Great ; Hearts = Charlemagne ; Diamonds = Caesar



22. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.



23. Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye and tongue print along with their finger print.



24. The "spot" on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.



25. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 dictionary were misspelled.



26. The "save" icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter on backwards.



27. Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins (Elsa L鏋歸enthal and Emma Wedgewood respectively).



28. Camel's have three eyelids.



29. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.



30. John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's son.



31. Warren Beatty and Shirley McLaine are brother and sister.



32. Chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their heart and nervous system.



33. Daniel Boone hated coonskin caps.



34. Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.



35. 55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses.



36. Most lipstick contains fish scales.



37. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.



38. Dr. Seuss pronounced his name "soyce".



39. Slugs have four noses.



40. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.



41. The Three Wise Monkeys have names: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Speak no evil).



42. India has a Bill of Rights for cows.



43. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. (DON'T TRY IT, DUMBASS)



44. During the California gold rush of 1849, miners sent their laundry to Honolulu for washing and pressing. Due to the extremely high costs in California during these boom years, it was deemed more feasible to send their shirts to Hawaii for servicing.



45. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads.



46. About 200,000,000 M%26amp;Ms are sold each day in the United States.



47. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.



48. Over a course of about eleven years, the sun's magnetic poles switch places. This cycle is called "Solarmax".



49. There are 318,979,564,000 possible combinations of the first four moves in Chess.



50. Upper and lower case letters are named "upper" and "lower" because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the lower case letters.



51. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.



52. The numbers "172" can be found on the back of the US 5 dollar bill, in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.



53. Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That's more than sharks.



54. Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday.



55. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before it.



56. The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.



57. The first bomb the Allies dropped on Berlin in WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.



58. The average raindrop falls at 7 miles per hour.



59. It took Leonardo Da Vinci 10 years to paint Mona Lisa. He never signed or dated the painting. Leonardo and Mona had identical bone structures according to the painting. X-ray images have shown that there are 3 other versions under the original.



60. If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.



61. Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves.



62. The largest amount of money you can have without having change for a dollar is $1.19 (3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies cannot be divided into a dollar).



63. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".



64. IBM's motto is "Think". Apple later made their motto "Think different".



65. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white, due to low budget.



66. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.



67. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.



68. One in fourteen women in America is a natural blonde. Only one in sixteen men is.



69. The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic, and she provided twenty-five years of service.



70. When the Titanic sank, 2228 people were on it. Only 706 survived.



71. In America, someone is diagnosed with AIDS every 10 minutes. In South Africa, someone dies due to HIV or AIDS every 10 minutes.



72. Every day, 7% of the US eats at McDonald's.



73. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, which Motorola got their name from.



74. In the US, about 127 million adults are overweight or obese; worldwide, 750 million are overweight and 300 million more are obese. In the US, 15% of children in elementary school are overweight; 20% are worldwide.



75. In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named Yensid (Disney spelled backward).



76. During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, "Red Vineyard at Arles".



77. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.



78. One in ten people live on an island.



79. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.



80. 28% of Africa is classified as wilderness. In North America, its 38%.



81. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.



82. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.



83. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson", Humphrey Bogart NEVER said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca, and they NEVER said "Beam me up, Scotty" on Star Trek.



84. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.



85. Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokes model.



86. The sound you here when you put a seashell next to your ear is not the ocean, but blood flowing through your head.



87. More people are afraid of open spaces (kenophobia) than of tight spaces (claustrophobia).



88. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.



89. There is a 1 in 4 chance that New York will have a white Christmas.



90. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.



91. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.



92. Back in the mid to late '80s, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered 100% compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.



93. $203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.



94. Every US president has worn glasses (just not always in public).



95. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.



96. Jim Henson first coined the word "Muppet". It is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet."



97. The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with (not counting the words "North" and "South).



98. The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company's first ads in 1896.



99. About 20% of bird species have become extinct in the past 200 years, almost all of them because of human activity.



100. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.



101. About 14% of injecting drug users are HIV positive.



102. A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a "palindrome".



103. A snail can sleep for 3 years.



104. People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide.



105. China has more English speakers than the United States.



106. Finnish folklore says that when Santa comes to Finland to deliver gifts, he leaves his sleigh behind and rides on a goat named Ukko instead. According to French tradition, Santa Claus has a brother named Bells Nichols, who visits homes on New Year's Eve after everyone is asleep, and if a plate is set out for him, he fills it with cookies and cakes.



107. One in every 9000 people is an albino.



108. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.



109. You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.



110. Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly sets than for the U.S. Treasury.



111. Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.



112. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds; dogs only have about ten.



113. Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.



114. In every episode of "Seinfeld" there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere.



115. If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.



116. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.



117. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.



118. Each year in America there are about 300,000 deaths that can be attributed to obesity.



119. About 55% of all movies are rated R.



120. About 500 movies are made in the US and 800 in India annually.



121. Arabic numerals are not really Arabic; they were created in India.



122. Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations (implemented on July 16, 1969) makes it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles.



123. The February of 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.



124. The Pentagon in Arlington Virginia has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.



125. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable.



126. The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.



127. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.



128. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.



129. There are about 2 chickens for every human in the world.



130. The word "maverick" came into use after Samuel Maverick, a Texan refused to brand his cattle. Eventually any unbranded calf became known as a Maverick.



131. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.



132. For every memorial statue with a person on a horse, if the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died of battle wounds; if all four of the horse's legs are on the ground, the person died of natural causes.



133. On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the American flag is flying over the Parliament Building.



134. An American urologist bought Napoleon's penis for $40,000.



135. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.



136. Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters "MT".



137. $283,200 is the absolute highest amount of money you can win on Jeopardy.



138. Almonds are members of the peach family.



139. Rats and horses can't vomit.



140. The penguin is the only bird that can't fly but can swim.



141. There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.



142. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.



143. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.



144. There are only four words in the English language that end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.



145. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.



146. Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie.



147. "101 Dalmatians" and "Peter Pan" are the only Disney animations in which both of a character's parents are present and don't die during the movie.



148. You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.



149. Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure.



150. Ancient Egyptian priests would pluck every hair from their bodies.



151. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.



152. Half of all crimes are committed by people under the age of 18. 80% of burglaries are committed by people aged 13-21.



153. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.



154. All polar bears are left-handed.



155. The catfish has over 27000 taste buds (more than any other animal)



156. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.



157. Butterflies taste with their feet.



158. Elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump.



159. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.



160. Starfish have no brains.



161. 11% of the world is left-handed.



162. John Hancock and Charles Thomson were the only people to sign the Declaration of independence on July 4th, 1776. The last signature came five years later.



163. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.



164. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.



165. The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.



166. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.



167. A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.



168. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.



169. Lizards can self-amputate their tails for protection. It grows back after a few months.



170. Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". It can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A.



171. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.



172. A honeybee can fly at fifteen miles per hour.



173. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.



174. A "jiffy" is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second.



175. The average child recognizes over 200 company logos by the time he enters first grade.



176. The youngest pope ever was 11 years old.



177. The first novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer.



178. One out of every 43 prisoners escapes from jail. 94% are recaptured.



179. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.



180. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs melted into it.



181. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.



182. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.



183. Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. "You've got Mail!"). He is heard about 27 million times a day. The recordings were done before Quantum changed its name to AOL and the program was known as "Q-Link."



184. A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white.



185. Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was spelled Aron, in honor of his brother.



186. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.



187. Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes.



188. Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."



189. There are a million ants for every person on Earth.



190. If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.



191. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.



192. The name Jeep comes from "GP", the army abbreviation for General Purpose.



193. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.



194. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.



195. Cats' urine glows under a black light.



196. A "quidnunc" is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.



197. The first US Patent was for manufacturing potassium carbonate (used in glass and gunpowder). It was issued to Samuel Hopkins on July 31, 1970.



198. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors, the helicopter, and many other present day items.



199. In the last 4000 years no new animals have been domesticated.



200. 25% of a human's bones are in its feet.



201. David Sarnoff received the Titanic's distress signal and saved hundreds of passengers. He later became the head of the first radio network, the National Broadcasting Company (NBC).



202. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.



203. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than every Nike factory worker in Malaysia combined.



204. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers (they saw it as competition).



205. "Canada" is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".



206. Only one in two billion people will live to be 116 or older.



207. If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.



208. Rape is reported every six minutes in the U.S.



209. The human heart creates enough pressure in the bloodstream to squirt blood 30 feet.



210. A jellyfish is 95% water.



211. Truck driving is the most dangerous occupation by accidental deaths (799 in 2001).



212. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.



213. Elephants only sleep for two hours each day.



214. On average people fear spiders more than they do death.



215. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (the heart is not a muscle)



216. In golf, a 'Bo Derek' is a score of 10.



217. In the U.S, Frisbees outsell footballs, baseballs and basketballs combined.



218. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.



219. If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple.



220. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.



221. The only real person to be a PEZ head was Betsy Ross.



222. There are about 450 types of cheese in the world. 240 come from France.



223. When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers plays football at home the stadium becomes Nebraska's third largest city.



224. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life".



225. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.



226. In Iceland, a Big Mac costs $5.50.



227. Broccoli and cauliflower are the only vegetables that are flowers.



228. Newborn babies have about 350 bones. They gradually merge and disappear until there are about 206 by age 5.



229. There is no solid proof of who built the Taj Mahal.



230. In a survey of 200000 ostriches over 80 years, not one tried to bury its head in the sand.



231. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119.



232. On an American one-dollar bill there is a tiny owl in the upper-left-hand corner of the upper-right-hand "1" and a spider hidden in the front upper-right-hand corner.



233. Judy Scheindlin ("Judge Judy") has a $25,000,000 salary, while Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg has a $190,100 salary.



234. The name for Oz in the Wizard of Oz was thought up when the creator Frank Baum looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z.



235. Andorra, a tiny country on the border between France and Spain, has the longest average lifespan: 83.49 years.



236. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.



237. Mr. Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister.



238. In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day.



239. John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.



240. You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.



241. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.



242. "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.



243. There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330.



244. The Toltecs (a 7th century tribe) used wooden swords so they wouldn't kill their enemies.



245. "Duff" is the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor.



246. The US has more personal computers than the next 7 countries combined.



247. There have been over 600 lawsuits against Alexander Grahm Bell over rights to the patent of the telephone, the most valuable patent in U.S. history.



248. Kuwait is about 60% male (highest in the world). Latvia is about 54% female (highest in the world).



249. The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters.



250. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.



251. At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves.



252. Julius Caesar's autograph is worth about $2,000,000.



253. The tool doctors wrap around a patient's arm to measure blood pressure is called a sphygmomanometer.



254. People say "bless you" when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.



255. US gold coins used to say "In Gold We Trust".



256. In "Silence of the Lambs", Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks.



257. A shrimp's heart is in its head.



258. In the 17th century, the value of pi was known to 35 decimal places. Today, to 1.2411 trillion.



259. The bestselling books of all time are The Bible (6billion+), Quotations from the Works of Mao Tse-tung (900million+), and The Lord of the Rings (100million+)



260. Pearls melt in vinegar.



261. "Lassie" was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal.



262. In 1863, Paul Hubert of Bordeaux, France, was sentenced to life in jail for murder. After 21 years, it was discovered that he was convicted of murdering himself.



263. Nepal is the only country that doesn't have a rectangular flag. Switzerland is the only country with a square flag.



264. Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer are the only angels named in the Bible.



265. Tiger Woods' real first name is Eldrick. His father gave him the nickname "Tiger" in honor of a South Vietnamese soldier his father had fought alongside with during the Vietnam War.



266. Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol.



267. Abraham Lincoln's ghost is said to haunt the White House.



268. God is not mentioned once in the book of Esther.



269. The odds of being born male are about 51.2%, according to census.



270. Scotland has more redheads than any other part of the world.



271. There is an average of 61,000 people airborne over the US at any given moment.



272. Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash.



273. The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad. The most common name (of any type) in the world is Mohammed.



274. The surface of the Earth is about 60% water and 10% ice.



275. For every 230 cars that are made, 1 will be stolen.



276. Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital.



277. Lightning strikes the earth about 8 million times a day.



278. Around 2,000 left-handed people die annually due to improper use of equipment designed only for right handed people.



279. The "if" and "then" parts of conditional ("if P then Q") statement are called the protasis (P) and apodosis (Q).



280. Humans use a total of 72 different muscles in speech.



281. If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode.



282. Only female mosquitoes bite.



283. The U.S. Post Office handles 43 percent of the world's mail.



284. Most household dust is made of dead skin cells.



285. One in about eight million people has progeria, a disease that causes people to grow faster than they age.



286. The male seahorse carries the eggs until they hatch instead of the female.



287. The "countdown" (counting down from 10 for an event such as New-Years Day) was first used in a 1929 German silent film called "Die Frau Im Monde" (The Girl in the Moon).



288. Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system.



289. There are seven suicides in the Bible: Abimelech. Samson, Saul, Saul's armor-bearer, Ahithophel, Zimri, Judas.



290. A mongoose is not a goose but more like a meercat, which is not a cat but more like a prairie dog, which is not a dog but more like a ground squirrel.



291. Stephen Hawking was born exactly 300 years after Galileo died.



292. Mercury is the only planet whose orbit is coplanar with its equator. Venus and Uranus are the only planets that rotate opposite to the direction of their orbit.



293. John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe died on July 4th. Adams and Jefferson died in the same year. Supposedly, Adams last words were "Thomas Jefferson survives."



294. The Baby Ruth candy bar was named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth, not Babe Ruth the baseball player.



295. Dolphins can look in different directions with each eye. They can sleep with one eye open.



296. The Falkland Isles (pop. about 2000) has over 700000 sheep (350 per person).



297. There are 41,806 different spoken languages in the world today.



298. While many treaties have been signed at or near Paris, France (including many after WWI and WWII), nine are actually known as the "Treaty of Paris": Seven Years' War (1763), American Revolutionary War (1783), French-Swede War (1810), France vs Sixth Coalition (1814), Battle of Waterloo (1815), Crimean War (1856), Spanish-American War (1898), union of Bessarabia and Romania (1920), establishment of European Coal and Steel Community (1951).



299. Robert Todd Lincoln (Abraham Lincoln's oldest son) was in Washington DC during his father's assassination as well as during President Garfield's assassination, and he was in Buffalo NY when President McKinley was assassinated.



300. The city of Venice stands on about 120 small islands.



301. The past-tense of the English word "dare" is "durst".



302. Don Mac Lean's song "American Pie" was written about Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and J.P. Richardson (The Big Bopper), who all died in the same plane crash.



303. The drummer for ZZ Top (the only one without a beard) is named Frank Beard.



304. Hummingbirds can't walk.



305. When movie directors do not want their names to be seen in the credits, they use the pseudonym "Allen Smithee" instead. It has been used over 50 times, starting with "Death of a Gunfighter" (1969).



306. Four different people played the part of Darth Vader (body, face, voice, and breathing).



307. Pamela Lee-Anderson was the first to be born in Canada on the centennial anniversary of Canada's independence (7/1/1967).



308. There is about 200 times more gold in the oceans than has been mined throughout history.



309. William Shatner is credited for being the first person on TV to say "hell" as well as to have the first inter-racial kiss (with Nichelle Nichols), both in episodes of Star Trek.



310. While the US government's supply of gold is kept at Fort Knox, its supply of silver is kept at the Military Academy at West Point, NY.



311. Alexander Graham Bell's wife and mother were both deaf.



312. Compact discs read from the inside to the outside edge, the reverse of how a record works.



313. In the ancient Greek city-state of Sparta, if a man was not married by age 30, he would not be allowed to vote or watch athletic events involving nude young men.



314. Attila the Hun (invader of Europe; 406-453), Felix Faure (French President; 1841-1899), Pope Leo VII (936-939), Pope John VII (955-964), Pope Leo VIII (963-965), Pope John XIII (965-72), Pope Paul II (1467-1471), Lord Palmerston (British Prime Minister, 1784-1865), Nelson Rockefeller (US Vice President, 1908-1979), and John Entwistle (The Who's bassist, 1944-2002) all died while having sex.



315. Humans and dolphins are the only animals known to have sex for pleasure.



316. Pac-Man, Namco's 1979 arcade game, was originally called "Puck Man". The name was changed when they realized that vandals could easily scratch out part of the letter "P".



317. Shakespeare and Cervantes died on the same day, April 23, 1616.



318. There are about 7.7 million millionaires in the world (more than 1/1000th of the population).



319. The youngest mother on record was a Peruvian girl named Lina Medina. She gave birth to a boy by caesarean section on May 14, 1939 (which happened to be Mother's Day), at the age of five years, seven months and 21 days.



320. The "middle finger" gesture originates back to 423 BC in Aristophanes play "The Clouds".



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God bless you tired little fingers. I enjoyed them all. I wonder how many people pull out a dollar to look for the owl?



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u have too much time on your hands!



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no i didnt know a few got too long to read



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Oh, wow, I couldn't read them all but they were interesting. =)



This fact was so wrong though...



29. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.



Now I'll think about that forever...lol...



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you know what? I just sat here and read each and ever one of them...that makes me lifeless, lol.



They were so interesting. But how the crap do bug legs end up in chocolate bars?



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The highest amount you can get on Jeopardy is $563,200. I think this was made before they doubled the values on Jeopardy



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THANK YOU for the list,which I read in its entirety with great pleasure. You did not "twist" anyones arm to "make" them read the "question",,so if they get "mad",it ain't your fault.!



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Thanks! That was really interesting!



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I'm only about a third of the way through this. I will probably cut and paste into a Word document to finish later. I had heard some of these but most I had not. The one about if Barbie were a real woman...I had also heard that with her dimensions, she would have to walk on all fours, also.



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I really feel sorry for the poor female ferret!?!?! (Number 14)



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Good to know.



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Now I do.