Quick Blond Jokes (which one is your favorite?)?

Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q. A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat?

A. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A. A wind tunnel.

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?

A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.

Q. How does a blonde try to kill a fish?

A. She drowns it.

Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?

A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q. What did the blonde閳ユ獨 left leg say to her right leg?

A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?

A. By doing the splits.

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

A. Nothing, they haven't met!

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.

Quick Blond Jokes (which one is your favorite?)?

Loved the seats in the middle row one.

Quick Blond Jokes (which one is your favorite?)?

i like the 5th one

Quick Blond Jokes (which one is your favorite?)?

three

Quick Blond Jokes (which one is your favorite?)?

i like the last one

Quick Blond Jokes (which one is your favorite?)?

LTA - love them all!!!! really.......

Quick Blond Jokes (which one is your favorite?)?

I like numbers 2, 3, and 4 the best. Those are awesome jokes!!! LOL

Quick Blond Jokes (which one is your favorite?)?

the first one, and a couple others. i heard a few before, some were dumber than a blond

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Q. How do you drown a blonde?

A. Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Quick Blond Jokes (which one is your favorite?)?

I like the third one. The one about the wind tunnel.

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i like all of them,your a great joke teller,i really like the one about confusing a blonde

Quick Blond Jokes (which one is your favorite?)?

the 5th one, with the fish

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They are all pretty funny!

Yer a good jjoke teller

Quick Blond Jokes (which one is your favorite?)?

Hey. i like the 2nd one. here's another...Q: why don't they hire blondes at M%26amp;M factories? A: 'cuz they throw away all the 'W's. %26amp; another....how do you drown a blonde? by putting a scratch %26amp; sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. another...how do you know a blondes been at a computer? 'cuz there's white-out on the screen. ok I'm done!!! LOL! peace! ~SC.

Quick Blond Jokes (which one is your favorite?)?

confuse the blonde is funny

Quick Blond Jokes (which one is your favorite?)?

These are soooooooo old. Don't you have anything new???

Here's a couple for you.

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

A. Invisible.

Q. What's a brunette's mating call?

A. "Has the blonde left yet? "

Quick Blond Jokes (which one is your favorite?)?

my fav joke is the 7th one i just love that joke 10/10 plus a star for all ur jokes

Quick Blond Jokes (which one is your favorite?)?

rotflmao

Quick Blond Jokes (which one is your favorite?)?

Q. what did the blond's left leg say to the right leg.

A. between the two us we, we can make alot of money.

(4 stars)

the second one that i liked was

how do a blonde try to kill a fish

she drowns it

(1 Star)

Quick Blond Jokes (which one is your favorite?)?

between the two of us we could make alot of money