Great truths little children have learned:?

%26gt;GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

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%26gt;1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

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%26gt;2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

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%26gt;3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the

%26gt;second person.

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%26gt;4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

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%26gt;5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

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%26gt;6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

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%26gt;7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

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%26gt;8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

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%26gt;9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

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%26gt;10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

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Great truths little children have learned:?

lol! but you forgot this one

%26gt; Dont ever,ever use superglue as shampoo

Great truths little children have learned:?

Hahaha! All Good! LOL.

Thanks for the laughs.