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Monday, October 5, 2009

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can閳ユ獩 baptize cats.

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don閳ユ獩 let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don閳ユ獩 hit her back. They always catch the

second person.

4) You can閳ユ獩 trust dogs to watch your food.

5) Don閳ユ獩 sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

6) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

7) You can閳ユ獩 hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

8) Don閳ユ獩 wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts

9) The best place to be when you閳ユ獧e sad is Grandpa閳ユ獨 (or Grandma閳ユ獨)

lap.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don閳ユ獩 hurt.

3) Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

4) Today閳ユ獨 mighty oak is just yesterday閳ユ獨 nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It閳ユ獨 like jogging on the inside.