10 things i learnt as a kid?

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.

2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your three-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandad's lap

Did you learn something good as a kid??

10 things i learnt as a kid?

that baby sisters don't bounce down stairs as good as a doll

10 things i learnt as a kid?

a flashlight and books under the covers were the best part about bedtime

10 things i learnt as a kid?

don't talk to strangers....

that's as far as i can remember from my mom

10 things i learnt as a kid?

This really made my day! Too funny .David Letterman watch out .# 10 for me was my Grandma's lap ... loved this , you're good !

10 things i learnt as a kid?

Never take anyones advice, learn through your OWN experiences!

10 things i learnt as a kid?

I miss my evil kinevil stunt bike toy and my bigtrack :(

10 things i learnt as a kid?

sounds like you had a very traumatic childhood lol

10 things i learnt as a kid?

Repressing childhood memories can save a fortune in therapy

10 things i learnt as a kid?

always blame the smaller kid !!

10 things i learnt as a kid?

dont tell ur dad to f*ck off, the bruises take a while to heal

10 things i learnt as a kid?

Pull your trousers AND your undies down before having a crap!

10 things i learnt as a kid?

that was cute!!! i learned that when ur 3 yrs old tryin cut ur own hair only lead to disaster lol

10 things i learnt as a kid?

Climbing the tallest tree in my street.

Skateboarding, go-carting and sledging in the snow at local park.

Cola cubes sweets every Friday

Long summers Cricket and football.

10 things i learnt as a kid?

Fighting with your brothers hurts your parents more than it hurts you.

Be nice to your siblings, you will want them to be your friends for the rest of your life.

10 things i learnt as a kid?

Rose petals in water don't make nice perfume.

10 things i learnt as a kid?

yes, I learnt that plagerising very well-known material (even before the internet - fancy) would make me look an idiot.

10 things i learnt as a kid?

1. Dont judge someone just based on a sentence or on his looks, because there could be a gem inside that person, just not visible from the outside.

2. Clothes pins don't belong on a cats tail.

3. Unlike fish, a bird will die in the aquarium.

4. Behavior is like an echo, the way you act is the way you'll the reaction to it.

5.Even though good for you, some food plain taste nasty!

6. You always will find someone who knows everything better, regardless he really does or not

7. Even holy books make wonderful coloring books, as long as the parents don't catch you coloring them.

8. You can't pee everywhere when you need to, like a doggy or a cat...you'll have to use a restroom if you wanna stay out of trouble. (which can cause even more trouble, if you can't find one!)

9. Honey bees not only make honey, they sting you too if you wanna get it!

10. Nobody will ever love you as much as your mom does, even though she might not always tell you.

10 things i learnt as a kid?

put away your most valuable toys before inviting your friends over, let them play with the rest . if not, kids will be kids and they could break it, and you wont have it anymore.

10 things i learnt as a kid?

Dont jump out a plane when its airborn... I had a tough childhood

10 things i learnt as a kid?

not to talk back to adults.

not to talk to strangers.

cover your mouth when u cough.

10 things i learnt as a kid?

1. Selling family pets is always frowned upon no matter how much you get

2. Mum is always right and dad is always wrong except when mum cant hear dad.

3. feeding the dog under the table is never viewed as a charitable and selfless act.

4. farting in polite company is never funny unless the person is old.

5. i didnt do it!! is not a well rounded and believable plea of innocence.

6. Always agree with mum unless dad has money and is trying to make a point.

7. Jamie Foster could eat other food apart from sausages, lier.

8. My motorbike was easier to look after than my pony.

9. brakes are very valuable piece of equipment on a bike.

10. hospitals are boring

10 things i learnt as a kid?

When posting other peoples work, you should mention your source, you are committing plagiarism otherwise.

10 things i learnt as a kid?

That email was doing the rounds 2 weeks ago!

10 things i learnt as a kid?

no. 11

hope you grown up by now

10 things i learnt as a kid?

don't trust the dream that says you are getting up and going to the loo----- eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww lol xx

10 things i learnt as a kid?

I think you're list is very sweet but I can see that you didn't learn how to spell!

10 things i learnt as a kid?

i miss the stuffed animal wars i used to hav with my bros

10 things i learnt as a kid?

why trampolines have that cover for the springs.