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GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap, he'll pay you to be happy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a wall.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge: mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

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hahaha

very good

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I like the broccoli one... i tried it with lime beans (lime bean flavored milk tastes bad)

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All true! My favorite is the Great Truths About Life That Adults Have Learned.

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lol,,, great,,, no bad,,,, aggh its sooo true.

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sorry but i have seen all of those from wit %26amp;wisdom from the peanut butter gang but they still are true

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so funny, i like !

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i tried hiding mash potatoes in my milk (when i didnt like them)

oddly enough... It worked : D

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so true :)

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I loved the stages of life

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good 1's lol 10/10 x

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Those are all so true. LOL

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Those are excellent and so true. lol

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hahaha those are funny and so true. lol

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its true yet funny

the essence of life

lol

star for u

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Wow, now I do feel friggging old...and I really DO look like Santa....Damn IT!

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Hahahahahhaaaaa, i like it, fantastic, love your sense of humour.