To all R&S regulars: Things I have learned: have you learned them too?

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.

2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time

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8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

Just a bit of humor for everyone. Have a nice day/night!

To all R%26amp;S regulars: Things I have learned: have you learned them too?

Very good ones!! (Broccoli in milk) LOL

Always remember: "The way to a man's heart,is through the pulmonary vein leading from the lungs after the blood has been oxygenated"

not through the stomach! that's just crazy talk

To all R%26amp;S regulars: Things I have learned: have you learned them too?

thnks keep it light up here in r%26amp;s

To all R%26amp;S regulars: Things I have learned: have you learned them too?

I don't remember coming across any of that stuff. I must have missed alot. (sighs)...it sounds so nice, too.

To all R%26amp;S regulars: Things I have learned: have you learned them too?

Thank You!

To all R%26amp;S regulars: Things I have learned: have you learned them too?

poor cat

To all R%26amp;S regulars: Things I have learned: have you learned them too?

That was unexpected and interesting...

Thanks for sharing that with us, sometimes you just need a little laugh when things are so stressful and THAT just cheered me up. ^_^

To all R%26amp;S regulars: Things I have learned: have you learned them too?

I had this cat with really bad fleas once, and I dressed in my old motorcycle leathers to give her a bath. To bad that was before youtube.

To all R%26amp;S regulars: Things I have learned: have you learned them too?

This was very cute thank you and God bless

To all R%26amp;S regulars: Things I have learned: have you learned them too?

what a sweetheart you are! Some great visuals there, thank you for the funnies, they were great!

To all R%26amp;S regulars: Things I have learned: have you learned them too?

I love your picture.

To all R%26amp;S regulars: Things I have learned: have you learned them too?

Thanks for the nice giggle this afternoon. After dealing with some of the less-than-pleasant people here in R%26amp;S, I really needed a smile to lighten the mood.

To all R%26amp;S regulars: Things I have learned: have you learned them too?

thanks