Never argue with a woman?

SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each

other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he

would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business

flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he

wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he

knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover

it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and

see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by

the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up." Men are not equipped for

these kinds of contests.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and

neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to

purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television

set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,

pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,

and still be afraid of a spider.

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a

day...

30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything

to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION

A man said t o his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who

should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,

and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and

you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my

coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible

that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament

and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed

says.........."HEBREWS"

God may have created man before woman,

but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Never argue with a woman?

Well Done! A star for you!

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Never argue with a woman?

hahahahahah i like the coffee one that was funny well they were all funny and ture the the coffee one was great star

Never argue with a woman?

As a rebuttal to your final statement, I say this:

God created Man first, then Woman. The sequel is never as good as the original!

Never argue with a woman?

never argue with women otherwise you are always on the looser side.

Never argue with a woman?

that was GREAT!!!! *star*

Never argue with a woman?

very funny 10 on10

Never argue with a woman?

God created flowers, trees, mountains, river, etc etc.... ...so that the nature looks beautiful....then he created a man so that he could explore its vastness beauty閳?br> And then he thought if the nature is as it is then he will not have any thing to do閳?he will remain idle閳?his creativity will decrease and the only way to stimulate it was to create destruction..so that he can do it all over again with creativity

He thought of many ways and even gave the men the wisdom to create a destructive weapon閳ワ腹鈧腹鈧泩ut none of them was ever likely to create a mass destruction as he needed..

SO HE FINALLY CREATED A WOMAN AND FROM THAT DAY I DARE SAY HE HAS NEVER RESTED IN HIS LIFE

Never argue with a woman?

hahaha....a star for sure.

Never argue with a woman?

NiCe oNe mAn!!

Never argue with a woman?

i love every single one of those up there.

esp the last line ;)