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GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10. The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE

1. You believe in Santa Claus.

2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3. You are Santa Claus.

4. You look like Santa Claus.

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Fantastic!! So very true, I`m crying here!

I really Loved these ones!!!

10/10 to ya an` a *

Superb, definitely Prince material!

Tink x

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are these all ur experiences ?

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funny but could be funnyer . keep going

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Good one's Chris.!!!

10/10.!!!

Hot today hey.!!!

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LOL i like it so true! i've done the sneezing wen having your hair cut. Not good!

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LOL. never had those experiences but can imagine.

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Very good! You are on a roll!

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cool

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very funny

haha

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lol...

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I have pondered over these and I have decided that they are funny.