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- No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

- When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush

your hair.

- If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always

catch the second person.

- Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

- You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

- Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

- Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

- Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

- School lunches stick to the wall.

- You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

- Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

- The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.

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true really true practical things .... gr8 advices ... thanx 4 these

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some of these juan posted but some of them he didn't lol don't baptize a cat priceless lol check ya later 閳?br>From email.....what do you think..comment please... thx..:)?

i love it.

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Wow Thats some woek and pretty practical

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Heheh cute.. sounds like what kids do.. I don't get this one tho

- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

lol.. thanks for the clarification miz :)

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honestly i jst wated a min. of my life and i think the were absolutly horible

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all are usualy true

heres a truh that can't be disproved

the more times you run over a dead cat the flater it gets

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You gave some very good advice. I loved it. And the person that didn't get the dustbuster and the cat should try it some time. :)

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iamigloo, what you didn't get the cat and the dustbuster thing?? Wow I am so sad now. You are like the smartest person on here, cept for me of course ;). The sound of the dustbuster freaks out the cat. You might loose 10 pounds of flesh and blood or an eye or something. Yeah yeah I've done it. That was back when I wasn't so smart :)

I don't recomend wearing any color other than white underwear under any white clothes.

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what are these????

tips to get into trouble

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Words to live by.

Loved it

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AWWWWWW! Classic! Cute!

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This makes sense!

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good one

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thats cool, but a little bit random.