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GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is having friends.

At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.

At age 35 success is . having money.

At age 50 success is . . . having money.

At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is . having friends.

At age 80 success is . not peeing in your pants.

Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.

Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.

Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*

Take the time to live!!!

Life is too short

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OMG!! I loved that!! Thanks for sharing.

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I LOVED READING EVERY BIT

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lol that is cute

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nice

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this was cute. thanks for the giggle.

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I've seen this one before even passed it on to friends but it is still worth a star

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I love that :) Thanks for sharing!

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neat thanks

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Very good!

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haha...I liked it :)

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Very true. Loved it!!

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true dat, true dat

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you deserve a star, I liked it. thank you God bless you.

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"At age 80 success is . not peeing in your pants."

*giggles* Thanks for the joke ;p

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Thanx for the laugh hahahaha

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Helo - Thanks 4 sharing 'tho have herd most of these b4!

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I love this, but there are a couple things.

Numbers 9 and 10 for the little children don't make much sense. Well, at least 9. For number 10, the best place is Mommy's lap, not Grandpa's.

The First Three Stages of Life Don't Apply to anybody who's not Christian or Catholic, and the last 2 don't apply to women.

Also, Having Friends at age 75 isn't sucess, it's luck.

Otherwise, this is great. I especially love number 1 for growing up. But for My dad, it's not like nailing Jello to a tree, it's like nailing Jello to a cloud.

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WHAT A WONDERFUL TIME I HAD READING THAT, AND LAUGHING AT THE ONES THAT REMIND ME OF ME.

I COULDN'T STOP THE LAUGHTER .

THANKS FOR THE JOGGING ON THE INSIDE (LOL) AND I WILL PASS THIS ON TO THE PEOPLE I LOVE ;-)

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Aww ! Totally cute. Loved it. I sent it to all my contants on my E-mail ! Thanks for sharin' %26lt;33

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That is so sweet, i wish everyone could come up with cute things like that.

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That is cute.

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VERY INTERESTING! Let me tell ya one more truth

to this: Jesus Christ is Lord and in Heaven soon to return to

earth!!!!

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that was really cute and fun too. thanks for passing it on to us.

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This so very true, I will pass it on. Thanks for sharing this! You get a STAR!

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Truth, nothing but the truth!

ROFLMFSO 10 for 10 for sure!

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This is so true, I just can't think of adding anything to it.The day went bad for me %26amp; I was tired,but u reaaaaally managed to bring my grin back and I'm not feeling sleepy anymore!!!!!Thanx a lot.

And,........U surely deserve a star.

:D

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saw that before, but was good to read it again thanx!

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Thanks, that was good. I am printing it to post in my cubicle. Need all the laughs you can get when you work in one of those.

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LOVED ITTTTT!

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whats your point...I don't find that "cute" at all

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life is too short as u said and your joke is too long so please :))))))