No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, I KNOW they're my feet."
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I loved that Joke
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LOL THATS PRETTY FUNNY
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pretty good
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I like the joke.
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funny
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Those are pretty good.
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HAHA kool ^_^
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That last one was really cute =P, all of them made me smile=)
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a star for u ---%26gt; *
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kool
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He! he!
Brings back some memories...how true.
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good ones lol :) !!!
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Good ones! Funny! lol! 10!
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Cute
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sweet.......
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aw cute
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Lol...I saw an old lady at the gym w/polka dot granny panties under white shorts. ewww
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I have heard these before but I still chuckled....A STAR FOR YOU!
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