Rules we should all know....?

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can not trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

7) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

8) Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic-tac.

9) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

10) School lunches stick to the wall.

11) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

12) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

13) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

Rules we should all know....?

Lol so true and don't you just love kids

Rules we should all know....?

not bad...

Rules we should all know....?

How true these are.

Rules we should all know....?

Hilarious and so damn true! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!

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very true!!!!

Rules we should all know....?

You're definitely right about number 9.

I even tried it to make sure before responding.

Too bad I didn't videotape the cat's reaction. It was classic.

Rules we should all know....?

brilliant. i can still remember trying to bath my nan's cat; boy, did i get in trouble for that! diane.

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Awwww, thats cute! and so true!

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I can relate to #2!

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Hilarious.

Star.

Rules we should all know....?

Too bad I didn't learn about the cat/dust-buster thing until I was 23!! Good work!