hair pieces questions: The summary of life.........?

Thursday, July 30, 2009

The summary of life.........?

%26gt;The Summary of Life

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%26gt;GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

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%26gt;1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

%26gt;2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

%26gt;3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the

%26gt;second person.

%26gt;4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

%26gt;5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

%26gt;6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

%26gt;7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

%26gt;8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

%26gt;9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

%26gt;10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

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%26gt;GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

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%26gt;1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

%26gt;2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

%26gt;3) Families are like fudge..mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

%26gt;4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

%26gt;5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

%26gt;6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

%26gt;

%26gt;GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

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%26gt;1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

%26gt;2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

%26gt;3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down

%26gt;there.

%26gt;4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking

%26gt;chair that you

%26gt;once got from a roller coaster.

%26gt;5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to

%26gt;ask you the questions.

%26gt;6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

%26gt;7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

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%26gt;THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

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%26gt;1) You believe in Santa Claus.

%26gt;2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

%26gt;3) You are Santa Claus.

%26gt;4) You look like Santa Claus.

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%26gt;SUCCESS:

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%26gt;At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.

%26gt;At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

%26gt;At age 17 success is . . having a drivers license.

%26gt;At age 35 success is . . having money.

%26gt;At age 50 success is . . . having money.

%26gt;At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers license.

%26gt;At age 75 success is . . . having friends.

%26gt;At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.