I'm thinking about starting my own televangelist ministry. Any advice?

I already have have a three piece suite and a wife with big hair. I'm taking drama and magician courses at the community college. I can grin and grimmace with the best of them.

So what else will I need?

I'm thinking about starting my own televangelist ministry. Any advice?

Yes! Pick a sucker group, claim you've read every word of the Bible and believe it in its literal sense. State that you read somewhere in there, like John 4:52, that if your followers don't support your ministry financially, they'll go to h*ll.

I'm thinking about starting my own televangelist ministry. Any advice?

The unmitigated audacity to look people in the eyes from behind the camera, and lie like Satan!

Of course it would help greatly if you were able to cry on cue, really know your bible, and be able to leap tall buildings at a single bound.

I'm thinking about starting my own televangelist ministry. Any advice?

Yes, don't. I have enough trouble dealing with the number of scam artists already on.

I'm thinking about starting my own televangelist ministry. Any advice?

Dont just do it because you want to. or because you want to be funny it is a serius thing and you should do what you truly believe

I'm thinking about starting my own televangelist ministry. Any advice?

Well darn. Those were actually the exact things I was going to tell you not to do or have. Please, no televised healings. No requests for money. In fact, just scratch the whole idea is my advice, who needs another televangelist?

I'm thinking about starting my own televangelist ministry. Any advice?

an unquinchable thirst for poor peoples money.

I'm thinking about starting my own televangelist ministry. Any advice?

Yes. Brainwash yourself into a complete ultra-right wing fundamentalist mindset. This will allow you to give fiery speeches denoucning not only evil, but also governments and other people in the world (i.e. supporters of evolution) then you can go down the path further, and start condemning people to Hell. Oh, and don't forget that offering, half of which will just "happen" to disappear into off-shore bank accounts. of course, if you're going to be an honest televangelist, forgive me for the above mocking of others of your trade, and simply read your Bible many, many, many, many times.

I'm thinking about starting my own televangelist ministry. Any advice?

look for mutants...they will be more convincing. let them help you.

I'm thinking about starting my own televangelist ministry. Any advice?

An internship with BILL CLINTON --- you'll be up to your ears in money and HOOOO!

I'm thinking about starting my own televangelist ministry. Any advice?

Honesty. But, then, if you had that, you wouldn't have the desire you per sue.

I'm thinking about starting my own televangelist ministry. Any advice?

You need charisma and bullshit. A big gaudy Hummer painted orange with PTL written on the front. Lots and lots of Holy Spirit plastic key chains to sell to all of your followers on fixed incomes for the nominal fee of $29.99. Oh!, don't forget you plants in the audience for your healing service don't slap them too hard. Lastly, You Will need some gigantic f--king balls and it helps to believe you own bullshit.You will go far reverend!!!

I'm thinking about starting my own televangelist ministry. Any advice?

go get 'em............

god bless!!

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