Since I was a lad in jolly old england, I have had a problem with occassional bouts of dingle berries. I wipe well, but they seem to come back. Perhaps it's my technique. I wipe from front to back. Does that make a difference? Also, I fold over the sheets first, depending on the thickness of the paper. It is very annoying, since they interfere in so many ways with daily life. Sometimes they work themselves into little marbles. Very uncomfortable. And sometimes they work into so much bush hair that when I rip them out, it makes my eyes water. And the worst is when they harden into little pieces...rock hard. Then I have to soak in the bathtub for hours on end till they soften enough for me to ply them loose. Every morning, my bed looks like it's just been chip sealed. I don't just have skid marks...it looks like a massive car pile up. Talk about marbles on a NASCAR track... And the worst thing is the ever present odor. It wafts up between my legs everytime I sit anywhere.
How can I get rid of dingle berries?
I would recommend nair...it's what the military use when out in the field to remove butt hair. with no butt hair, the "dingleberrys" have nothing to cling to...and life will be good again :)
How can I get rid of dingle berries?
HOLEY $HIT!...you made my day! : D
....SHAVE YOUR BUTT OR SOMETHING.... OR INSTEAD OF WHIPING...HOSE IT DOWN OR SOMETHING. ;) THEN SHOWER.... THAT SHOULD STOP THE STINKIN ''LAD''.
LMFAO. goodluck.
How can I get rid of dingle berries?
Try shaving your hairy a**. Then they won't have anything to cling to. Good luck!
How can I get rid of dingle berries?
what are dingle berries? hemorrhoids??
How can I get rid of dingle berries?
YOU ARE SOOOOOOO FUNNY !!!
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